The return of the Once Upon A Time fics
Jun. 14th, 2006 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezYes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~
I'll start! :D
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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.
One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.
Echizen died.
The end.
xxx
omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD
Your turn!
Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~
I'll start! :D
xxx
Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.
One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.
Echizen died.
The end.
xxx
omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD
Your turn!
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Date: 2006-06-14 10:24 am (UTC)He saw his Aniki getting shagged into the wall by Tezuka Kunimitsu.
He bit his tongue on purpose.
Yuuta Died...happily.
Teh end.
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Date: 2006-06-14 10:26 am (UTC)well someone had to do it >_>
Date: 2006-06-14 10:52 am (UTC)Once upon a time there was a boy called Tezuka. he had a friend called Fuji. one day they had sex. the entire day. (but no one ever found out who was the seme.)
The End
Re: well someone had to do it >_>
Date: 2006-06-14 10:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 11:06 am (UTC)They were having a heated discussion.
"My grandson is better than yours."
"Your grandson is a gimp."
"So is yours."
"Yeah, well your grandson is gay!"
"So is yours."
"Hoshit."
And with that shocking discovery they both had heart attacks and died.
The end.
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:10 am (UTC)...they are capable of having grandchildren!??!!
SHOCKING!!! BURNING!!!
It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 11:13 am (UTC)KadajAkaya, but that wasn't important. So um, anyway.KadajAkaya was a very pretty and smart little boy, if not a bit lonely (even withtwo wankers of brotherscrazy older sister). The only thing he wanted in the world was to meet his mommy. Every day he would go out on a mission to find his mommy, asking all the prettygirlsboys he saw, "Are you my mommy?" Each time he was turned away, how sad.So um. One day little
KadajAkaya met a new prettyladyman, withlong hair and a pretty dress and flowersshot hair and glasses and a beard-thing! How exciting! 'This HAS to be my mommy!' he thought. And so, he set off to stalkfollow the prettyladyman, soon enough gathering up the courage to tug onher dresshis shirt and ask his question."I'm no--"
AerisYamato began, looking over the little boy. So he wasn'therhis son, really, but what did it matter?! He was pretty, and would look really cute in a frilly little black dress. "Of course I am!"SheHe continued with a smile, taking his hand and leading him away."YAY! MOMMY!"
KadajAkaya squealed, latching ontohehisr leg. It was nice to have a mommy."Come now, Mommy has something special for her baby." Wherin 'something special' meant 'goth loli gear'.
And so little
KadajAkaya-in-a-frilly-dress and fake!mommy!AerisYamato lived happily ever after.The End.
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 11:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 11:24 am (UTC)He was often mistaken for a girl. So, one day he decided to dress like one.
Many people, especially some of the regulars, liked watching Fuji's skirt fly up as he played tennis.
Another boy, named Tezuka Kunimitsu, liked Fuji to wear nothing at all.
A last boy, Echizen Ryoma, was traumatised when he walked into the clubhouse room after practice as over and saw Fuji slamming into his Captain's arse whilst still wearing the skirt.
Tezuka Kunimitsu thought that the skirt could stay.
Fuji Syusuke decided to wear skirts from then on. They gave Tezuka Kunimitsu easier access...especially when near walls or lockers.
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:42 am (UTC)I suppose both Kunimitsu and Genichiro need a lot of consolation.
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 11:45 am (UTC)But I love the sense of adventure in this piece. I could just feel how desperate Kadaj... I mean Akaya was for his mum. And Yamato had done a good deed ending the poor child's search. *happy sigh*
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:47 am (UTC)I love it when Tezuka abuses his buchou powers 8D
And Echizen's just mada mada dane if he gets traumatised by something like that. I'd film it and share it on youtube!
Skirtts ftw!
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:47 am (UTC)Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 11:50 am (UTC)...:P
because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 01:00 pm (UTC)That boy was named Fuji Syusuke. He loved Tezuka Kunimitsu more than all the wasabi in the land.
Everything was wonderful for the two. They played tennis and shagged in the showers every day after practice.
Until one day, a little boy named Ochibi, also known as Echizen Ryoma, came to town. He tried to steal Tezuka Kunimitsu away from Fuji Syusuke by playing harder and being cockier.
Fuji Syusuke thought one thing: Over my dead body, little shit.
Echizen Ryoma said: Mada Mada Da ne
Fuji smiled his most scary smile and then opened his eyes at Ochibi to reveal his deadly laser beams.
Echizen died.
Tezuka Kunimitsu took Fuji Syusuke for sushi that evening and shagged him up against the alley wall after.
And everyone was happy. Except Pillar Pair fangirls. but who gives a shit about them.
The end.
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 01:39 pm (UTC)Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 01:56 pm (UTC)"No offense, but that would be like having sex with my dad," Echizen said.
"No offense, but that would be like having sex with Echizen," Tezuka said.
Despite Tezuka's stating of the blatantly obvious, their feelings were clear. And they both continued on their lives with their common true love: tennis.
The End.
P.S. Echizen, sadly, died not long after in a tragic accident with a soda machine. Tezuka continued to make sweet love to both tennis and to Fuji Syusuke. Who knew Tezuka had a taste for spicy?
Pain. XDD;;
Date: 2006-06-14 02:36 pm (UTC)DICLAMOR: tha prence of tinnes is mine LOL no its not i tricked you!!!!11
ok now it is teh start plz chek it out on ff.net lol giev me coment ?^_^^_^_^k
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Once upon a time there was
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ok that is it for part 1 plz commmint sory it is sheort i am writinering it in class ;( and i wil wroet pt 2 BUT GIEV ME FEDBACK but not ciriticisism bc i caent taek it lozl
Re: Pain. XDD;;
Date: 2006-06-14 02:47 pm (UTC)Re: Pain. XDD;;
Date: 2006-06-14 02:52 pm (UTC)ohohand plz lookit my ff.net account too R&R I LOVE CHOO.
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Date: 2006-06-14 02:54 pm (UTC)Yanno, I WOULD write ZukaRyo, I don't mind it... IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T COME UP WITH A PLOT THAT EXPLAINS THEM BEING TOGETHER IS NORMAL AND COMFORTABLE ^^"
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 02:55 pm (UTC)This is such a harsh story. I pity Echizen. BUTIT'SGOTMYOTPOMGILOVEYOU.
Fuji's laser beam = teh win!
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 03:23 pm (UTC)I wouldn't. Strictly on principle. But that's me and I have no qualms about
discreetlyhating on things I don't like. XD....you do realize that you've all but invited the Baroness of Batshit to try and convert you, yes? XD
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 03:27 pm (UTC)that said, I've once written ZukaEiji drabble. Every now and then it's just funny.
You mean convert me to ZukaRyo? She can try, but WHO CARES ABOUT RYOMA, I HATE KIDS.
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 03:30 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:40 pm (UTC)He had a laser beam, until it was stolen by Fuji (who replaced it with a technicolour golf swing... thing).
But he was too busy having sex with Niou to mind very much.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:48 pm (UTC)there are many uses to a golf club...
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:52 pm (UTC)One day, a technicolor golf swing breezed into the neighborhood. The golf club was a little excited, never having seen something like this before. After a shy courtship, they went on their first date, fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after.
The golf club still thinks Niou handles it rougher than Yagyuu, but the sex with the golf swing is so good it really doesn't mind that much.
The End.
Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D
Date: 2006-06-14 06:23 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 06:27 pm (UTC)I think I have. But here it is again.
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Date: 2006-06-14 06:52 pm (UTC)Leila
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 06:59 pm (UTC)One day she found the internet and a place called Fanfiction.net. She read there things she never dared imagine. Like Ryoma and Momo doing things...
She gave up any hope of being with Ryoma-kun herself and dedicated her life to writing fanfiction.
Her favourite thing to write was Ryoma with Tezuka-Buchou. They were very kawaii!!! in her opinion.
One day, as she was writing her latest chapter of "To Kiss A Buchou", Fuji-senpai walked up to her and was smiling his most winningest smile. She liked to pair him with Kawamura-senpai.
"Sakuno-kun, I see that you enjoy writing," Fuji-senpai began conversationally.
She blushed, nodding, and stared at her feet.
"I think that perhaps you may want to change your pairings in your next story."
"Wh-why Fuji-senpai?" she forced herself to ask.
Fuji opened his eyes, and she could see the laser beam powering up. "Because, even in fiction, all of Buchou's good parts are mine."
The next day, Sakuno deleted her acct and started a new one, beginning a TezuFuji revolution and thusly defeated all the TezuRyoers under the sun.
Fuji smiled.
Tezuka smiled too, because Fuji was always more randy when he won.
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Date: 2006-06-14 07:07 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)You know that's how he keeps Fuji's moods stable.
LOTS of SEX
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 11:56 pm (UTC)would you like fries with your internet? :|*goes back to translating*