The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there were two boys, Tezuka Kunimitsu and Echizen Ryoma. And wanky, snotty fangirls demanded that they have sex together.

"No offense, but that would be like having sex with my dad," Echizen said.

"No offense, but that would be like having sex with Echizen," Tezuka said.

Despite Tezuka's stating of the blatantly obvious, their feelings were clear. And they both continued on their lives with their common true love: tennis.

The End.

P.S. Echizen, sadly, died not long after in a tragic accident with a soda machine. Tezuka continued to make sweet love to both tennis and to Fuji Syusuke. Who knew Tezuka had a taste for spicy?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Words cannot express how much I love your fic. It's so /obvious/ but just so... beautiful!!! And "that would be like having sex with my dad" made me laugh so hard XDDDD

Yanno, I WOULD write ZukaRyo, I don't mind it... IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T COME UP WITH A PLOT THAT EXPLAINS THEM BEING TOGETHER IS NORMAL AND COMFORTABLE ^^"

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

lol yeah! I had so much fun writing it and I did HOURS of research and everything!!11!

I wouldn't. Strictly on principle. But that's me and I have no qualms about discreetly hating on things I don't like. XD

....you do realize that you've all but invited the Baroness of Batshit to try and convert you, yes? XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

but you see, I don't see myself ever feeling comfortable with ZukaRyo and so there really is no chance of me writing it. I don't even read it. I can't ship it.

that said, I've once written ZukaEiji drabble. Every now and then it's just funny.

You mean convert me to ZukaRyo? She can try, but WHO CARES ABOUT RYOMA, I HATE KIDS.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

Leila

[evaporate.livejournal.com]

gahfjklgjasfjgjl;f!!!1! oh my god. would you like fries with your internet? :|

*goes back to translating*