The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Words cannot express how much I love your fic. It's so /obvious/ but just so... beautiful!!! And "that would be like having sex with my dad" made me laugh so hard XDDDD

Yanno, I WOULD write ZukaRyo, I don't mind it... IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T COME UP WITH A PLOT THAT EXPLAINS THEM BEING TOGETHER IS NORMAL AND COMFORTABLE ^^"

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

lol yeah! I had so much fun writing it and I did HOURS of research and everything!!11!

I wouldn't. Strictly on principle. But that's me and I have no qualms about discreetly hating on things I don't like. XD

....you do realize that you've all but invited the Baroness of Batshit to try and convert you, yes? XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

but you see, I don't see myself ever feeling comfortable with ZukaRyo and so there really is no chance of me writing it. I don't even read it. I can't ship it.

that said, I've once written ZukaEiji drabble. Every now and then it's just funny.

You mean convert me to ZukaRyo? She can try, but WHO CARES ABOUT RYOMA, I HATE KIDS.