The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a boy called Fuji Yuuta.

He saw his Aniki getting shagged into the wall by Tezuka Kunimitsu.

He bit his tongue on purpose.

Yuuta Died...happily.

Teh end.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*SOBS* Such emotions! Such angst! It's a sad yet happy ending T_____T *wipes tear* I love your Yuuta, I can never write him so well T___T