The return of the Once Upon A Time fics
Jun. 14th, 2006 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezYes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~
I'll start! :D
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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.
One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.
Echizen died.
The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD
Your turn!
Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~
I'll start! :D
xxx
Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.
One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.
Echizen died.
The end.
xxx
omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD
Your turn!
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because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 01:00 pm (UTC)That boy was named Fuji Syusuke. He loved Tezuka Kunimitsu more than all the wasabi in the land.
Everything was wonderful for the two. They played tennis and shagged in the showers every day after practice.
Until one day, a little boy named Ochibi, also known as Echizen Ryoma, came to town. He tried to steal Tezuka Kunimitsu away from Fuji Syusuke by playing harder and being cockier.
Fuji Syusuke thought one thing: Over my dead body, little shit.
Echizen Ryoma said: Mada Mada Da ne
Fuji smiled his most scary smile and then opened his eyes at Ochibi to reveal his deadly laser beams.
Echizen died.
Tezuka Kunimitsu took Fuji Syusuke for sushi that evening and shagged him up against the alley wall after.
And everyone was happy. Except Pillar Pair fangirls. but who gives a shit about them.
The end.
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 02:55 pm (UTC)This is such a harsh story. I pity Echizen. BUTIT'SGOTMYOTPOMGILOVEYOU.
Fuji's laser beam = teh win!
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:40 pm (UTC)He had a laser beam, until it was stolen by Fuji (who replaced it with a technicolour golf swing... thing).
But he was too busy having sex with Niou to mind very much.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:48 pm (UTC)there are many uses to a golf club...
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 05:52 pm (UTC)One day, a technicolor golf swing breezed into the neighborhood. The golf club was a little excited, never having seen something like this before. After a shy courtship, they went on their first date, fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after.
The golf club still thinks Niou handles it rougher than Yagyuu, but the sex with the golf swing is so good it really doesn't mind that much.
The End.
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 06:27 pm (UTC)I think I have. But here it is again.
Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)Re: because I'm feeling uncharitable
Date: 2006-06-14 06:53 pm (UTC)