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Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

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From:

yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com

Oh my.

This is such a harsh story. I pity Echizen. BUTIT'SGOTMYOTPOMGILOVEYOU.

Fuji's laser beam = teh win!

From:

giving-ground.livejournal.com

Once upon a time there was a boy called Yagyuu Hiroshi.

He had a laser beam, until it was stolen by Fuji (who replaced it with a technicolour golf swing... thing).

But he was too busy having sex with Niou to mind very much.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

From:

yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com

HAPPY ENDING FTW!!!!

there are many uses to a golf club...

From:

shiroibara.livejournal.com

Once upon a time there was a golf club. It lived a rather normal golf club existence, hitting balls and making putts and traveling around in a bag.

One day, a technicolor golf swing breezed into the neighborhood. The golf club was a little excited, never having seen something like this before. After a shy courtship, they went on their first date, fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after.

The golf club still thinks Niou handles it rougher than Yagyuu, but the sex with the golf swing is so good it really doesn't mind that much.

The End.