The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[xiu]

Once upon a time there were two old men. One was a Sanada, one was a Tezuka.

They were having a heated discussion.

"My grandson is better than yours."

"Your grandson is a gimp."

"So is yours."

"Yeah, well your grandson is gay!"

"So is yours."

"Hoshit."

And with that shocking discovery they both had heart attacks and died.

The end.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

...you mean Tezuka and Sanada have grandsons?!?!

...they are capable of having grandchildren!??!!

SHOCKING!!! BURNING!!!

[xiu]

No, but Genichirou and Kunimitsu have grandfathers 8DDDDDDD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Losing a grandparent because of that is a sad, sad thing.

I suppose both Kunimitsu and Genichiro need a lot of consolation.

[xiu]

Late at night, when the parents are sleeping. Clothing optional.