The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[xiu]

I felt the need to break up the zukafuji/fujizuka lovefest going on. I was originally thinking of making Yuki mommy but um yeah. and stuff. 8D

...:P

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

That's cause Yuki is DADDY. Oh yeah~!

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[xiu]

Yuki totally wears the pants in this relationship.

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

He does XD

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Cause Yamato has nice legs and looks hot in a micromini. XD

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[yamete-yamato.livejournal.com]

You flatter me ^/////^

Re: It's not mini but who cares. 8D

[silk-over-steel.livejournal.com]

Truth isn't flattery. ^_^