The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a boy named Fuji Syusuke.

He was often mistaken for a girl. So, one day he decided to dress like one.

Many people, especially some of the regulars, liked watching Fuji's skirt fly up as he played tennis.

Another boy, named Tezuka Kunimitsu, liked Fuji to wear nothing at all.

A last boy, Echizen Ryoma, was traumatised when he walked into the clubhouse room after practice as over and saw Fuji slamming into his Captain's arse whilst still wearing the skirt.

Tezuka Kunimitsu thought that the skirt could stay.

Fuji Syusuke decided to wear skirts from then on. They gave Tezuka Kunimitsu easier access...especially when near walls or lockers.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Tezuka abuses his buchou powers to let Fuji wear a skirt!

I love it when Tezuka abuses his buchou powers 8D

And Echizen's just mada mada dane if he gets traumatised by something like that. I'd film it and share it on youtube!

Skirtts ftw!