The return of the Once Upon A Time fics

[pez]

Yes, it's the return of those fics! [past posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Please comment with your mini-mini-mini PoT ficlet here. The first sentence must start with "Once upon a time". Any pairing/genre/rating welcomed! Even though my examples above are mostly death fics, they don't have to be death fics~

I'll start! :D

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Once upon a time, there was a boy called Tezuka Kunimitsu.

One day, he accidentally crushed another boy, named Echizen Ryoma, with his balls.

Echizen died.

The end.
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omg I forgot to include a death fic warning XD

Your turn!

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a girl named Sakuno and she liked the boys tennis club.

One day she found the internet and a place called Fanfiction.net. She read there things she never dared imagine. Like Ryoma and Momo doing things...

She gave up any hope of being with Ryoma-kun herself and dedicated her life to writing fanfiction.

Her favourite thing to write was Ryoma with Tezuka-Buchou. They were very kawaii!!! in her opinion.

One day, as she was writing her latest chapter of "To Kiss A Buchou", Fuji-senpai walked up to her and was smiling his most winningest smile. She liked to pair him with Kawamura-senpai.

"Sakuno-kun, I see that you enjoy writing," Fuji-senpai began conversationally.

She blushed, nodding, and stared at her feet.

"I think that perhaps you may want to change your pairings in your next story."

"Wh-why Fuji-senpai?" she forced herself to ask.

Fuji opened his eyes, and she could see the laser beam powering up. "Because, even in fiction, all of Buchou's good parts are mine."

The next day, Sakuno deleted her acct and started a new one, beginning a TezuFuji revolution and thusly defeated all the TezuRyoers under the sun.

Fuji smiled.

Tezuka smiled too, because Fuji was always more randy when he won.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Sigh, little Sakuno was so dellusional in the beginning. I'm glad she found the light though (or the light found her). And Tezuka didn't even need to lift a finger for all of this!

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Actually, he lifted two, pressed them against Fuji's prostate.....and prevented him from killing anyone.

You know that's how he keeps Fuji's moods stable.

LOTS of SEX