*cnort*

[pez]

On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?

I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...

......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.

Eel. Ewwwww. XD

(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)

Comments

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

That is almost as bad as Harry being penetrated by Snape as an animgus-snake. Which might tell you nothing of you haven't read the Potter stuff (you didn't, did you - I gets confused). Which is, I assure you, BAD.

Myself, I prefer the Jadestalk. XD

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Harry being penetrated by Snape as an animgus-snake.

One word. Ewww.

Possibly as much for the couple as for the... situation. <_<

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Besides, Animagus!Snape would be a fluffy fanged rabbit, not a snake. *nods*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I am sort of glad that I've never read HP and therefore have not a single idea what you guys are talking about XD

[quatorze.livejournal.com]

When I'm thinking of an eel, I think of a slippery, madly wiggling thing that's trying its damnedest to get away. *chortle*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

*sigh* You so need to read these. Yes, you do. It can provide much crackiness. *nods wisely*

And of course, it's a great exercise of our powers of deduction.

[moffit.livejournal.com]

Now, that gives tentacle fic a new slant...

"Fuji, what on earth is in your pants?"

"An eel, Tezuka, and it's happy to see you." ^_^

"No, really... What's in your--AIIIEEE!"

....^_^.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Do not diss the otp, Dude.

8-|

But man, that story was AWFUL. It's supposedly a classic, so I kept reading it, waiting for soemthing grand to happen, but oh, the image still makes me writhe in utter agony. (As for the pairing, my tastes usually run to the dark, nasty, angsty and very AU, and Snarry gives wonderful dark and nasty at the very least.)

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Snape? Fluffy? Fluffy Snape makes me gag.

Yuki, think Alan Rickman as an evil teacher who hates the innocent *cough*innocentmyass*cough* boy because boy's father played evil jokes on now-grown-up-teacher when he was a geeky kid. And now gets his revenge (nasty, nasty evil teacher) on the son.

And now think snake-penetration-sex.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

or something... electrifying...

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or something... electrifying... <_< >_>

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

*chortles*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

But it makes no sense, dude.

Snarry does indeed give dark, nasty and AU. Angsty too, I suppose, assuming on of them is in TruMadLuv, but I can hardly see that. Then again, AU can usually allow most pairings like assuming Snape went to Durmstrang and never met James, he could possibly consider Harry as something more than his evil father's son.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Deep down, Snape is a big ball of fluff. If James and Sirius hadn't been so mean to him, I'm sure his life would have been different. And he wouldn't have had to try so hard to hide that he was in fact Lockhart's number 1 fan.

... I should lay off the vodka, shouldn't I?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

vodka? what vodka. you wouldn't even drink the cum pina colada when we were in Tine's place!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

If only I can go doodle the look on tez's face now!!! XDDDD

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Courtesy of my Russian spy father, I carry vodka-loving genes. Lots of them. And the pina colada made me feel ill XP.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

It does. Snape being attracted to young Harry's body despite his feelings for Harry himself, and never admiting it even to himself. Or Harry suddenly seeing that Snape has had the most rotten of lives and feeling sorry for him, and Snape hating him even more because he doesn't want to be pitied. Obviously, we are talking post canon, better yet, adult Harry (for with HP, I have a rather high age squick). And if I see one ounce of fluff or the colour pink, I will stop reading.

Sorry Yuki, will stop spamming you now.

And Drae? Tagtagtag. TAG. Gimme Tag.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Duuuude, but Snape is SO going to die in book seven.

Me too. <_< Yes, yes...

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

whoever snape is. CHARACTER DEATH ROCKS, PARTICULARLY IF IT'S ONE OF THE MAINS.

[quatorze.livejournal.com]

Even worse!! =D

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

SHRIEKING echoes through empty flat.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Next time I shall make sure to buy more provisions.

...

(YES you should stop Vodka. Vodka be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. It makes you say silly things.)

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Read all HP books, and then we'll discuss that statement. XP

But Snape is so going to die anyway. >_

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

About fluffy fanged rabbits?

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. Read HP. Due to the nature of canon, you will also find a abundance of (very good) deathfic in HP. ("If you are prepared" by Cybele being, imho, the bets of the lot. Of course don't read IYAP if you don't want to be spoiled for the first four books. Or if you dislike long fics.)

Also - if you haven't already, you must read A Song of Ice and Fire by G. R. R. Martin. Best fantasy out there EVER. Kills a main char every few hundred pages or so, and every time, you want to kill and maim the fucking author for doing so. This man has an ability to write in greys that is bloody uncanny.

(And Snape will not die. Not sure Harry will, either.)

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Yes. :(

*runs off to read tag*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with fluffy fanged rabbits? ;_;

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Fuji and his shocky-shocky wang of oceanic pleasure~!

*obviously, I did NOT sleep enough last night*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

XD!!

It's a magic wand with sparkly stuff coming outta it!

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Which, strangely, hearkens back to the above commentary on HP.

I have to say, though, I think the worst (or best, depending on POV) euphemism is one I didn't share yesterday. It was, and I quote,

"semi-erect pleasure wand"

Which makes me wonder if it's got a floor attachment and can clean my couch cushions.

And, er, if it's only semi-erect, someone's not doing their job, yo.

*flings sparkly stuff at Pez*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*splutters*

...I'm not sure if I want that sparkly stuff flung at me... is it from a magic wand, or from like, a MAGIC WAND? XD

[ex-tremble707.livejournal.com]

. . . I AM SO SCARED OF THAT EEL NOW XD!