*cnort*

[pez]

On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?

I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...

......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.

Eel. Ewwwww. XD

(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)

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[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Which, strangely, hearkens back to the above commentary on HP.

I have to say, though, I think the worst (or best, depending on POV) euphemism is one I didn't share yesterday. It was, and I quote,

"semi-erect pleasure wand"

Which makes me wonder if it's got a floor attachment and can clean my couch cushions.

And, er, if it's only semi-erect, someone's not doing their job, yo.

*flings sparkly stuff at Pez*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*splutters*

...I'm not sure if I want that sparkly stuff flung at me... is it from a magic wand, or from like, a MAGIC WAND? XD