*cnort*

[pez]

On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?

I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...

......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.

Eel. Ewwwww. XD

(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)

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[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. Read HP. Due to the nature of canon, you will also find a abundance of (very good) deathfic in HP. ("If you are prepared" by Cybele being, imho, the bets of the lot. Of course don't read IYAP if you don't want to be spoiled for the first four books. Or if you dislike long fics.)

Also - if you haven't already, you must read A Song of Ice and Fire by G. R. R. Martin. Best fantasy out there EVER. Kills a main char every few hundred pages or so, and every time, you want to kill and maim the fucking author for doing so. This man has an ability to write in greys that is bloody uncanny.

(And Snape will not die. Not sure Harry will, either.)