*cnort*

[pez]

On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?

I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...

......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.

Eel. Ewwwww. XD

(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)

Comments

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Harry being penetrated by Snape as an animgus-snake.

One word. Ewww.

Possibly as much for the couple as for the... situation. <_<

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Do not diss the otp, Dude.

8-|

But man, that story was AWFUL. It's supposedly a classic, so I kept reading it, waiting for soemthing grand to happen, but oh, the image still makes me writhe in utter agony. (As for the pairing, my tastes usually run to the dark, nasty, angsty and very AU, and Snarry gives wonderful dark and nasty at the very least.)

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

But it makes no sense, dude.

Snarry does indeed give dark, nasty and AU. Angsty too, I suppose, assuming on of them is in TruMadLuv, but I can hardly see that. Then again, AU can usually allow most pairings like assuming Snape went to Durmstrang and never met James, he could possibly consider Harry as something more than his evil father's son.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

It does. Snape being attracted to young Harry's body despite his feelings for Harry himself, and never admiting it even to himself. Or Harry suddenly seeing that Snape has had the most rotten of lives and feeling sorry for him, and Snape hating him even more because he doesn't want to be pitied. Obviously, we are talking post canon, better yet, adult Harry (for with HP, I have a rather high age squick). And if I see one ounce of fluff or the colour pink, I will stop reading.

Sorry Yuki, will stop spamming you now.

And Drae? Tagtagtag. TAG. Gimme Tag.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Duuuude, but Snape is SO going to die in book seven.

Me too. <_< Yes, yes...

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

whoever snape is. CHARACTER DEATH ROCKS, PARTICULARLY IF IT'S ONE OF THE MAINS.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Read all HP books, and then we'll discuss that statement. XP

But Snape is so going to die anyway. >_

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. Read HP. Due to the nature of canon, you will also find a abundance of (very good) deathfic in HP. ("If you are prepared" by Cybele being, imho, the bets of the lot. Of course don't read IYAP if you don't want to be spoiled for the first four books. Or if you dislike long fics.)

Also - if you haven't already, you must read A Song of Ice and Fire by G. R. R. Martin. Best fantasy out there EVER. Kills a main char every few hundred pages or so, and every time, you want to kill and maim the fucking author for doing so. This man has an ability to write in greys that is bloody uncanny.

(And Snape will not die. Not sure Harry will, either.)