*cnort*

[pez]

On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?

I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...

......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.

Eel. Ewwwww. XD

(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)

Comments

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Snape? Fluffy? Fluffy Snape makes me gag.

Yuki, think Alan Rickman as an evil teacher who hates the innocent *cough*innocentmyass*cough* boy because boy's father played evil jokes on now-grown-up-teacher when he was a geeky kid. And now gets his revenge (nasty, nasty evil teacher) on the son.

And now think snake-penetration-sex.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Deep down, Snape is a big ball of fluff. If James and Sirius hadn't been so mean to him, I'm sure his life would have been different. And he wouldn't have had to try so hard to hide that he was in fact Lockhart's number 1 fan.

... I should lay off the vodka, shouldn't I?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

vodka? what vodka. you wouldn't even drink the cum pina colada when we were in Tine's place!

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Courtesy of my Russian spy father, I carry vodka-loving genes. Lots of them. And the pina colada made me feel ill XP.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Next time I shall make sure to buy more provisions.

...

(YES you should stop Vodka. Vodka be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. It makes you say silly things.)

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

About fluffy fanged rabbits?

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Yes. :(

*runs off to read tag*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with fluffy fanged rabbits? ;_;

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

SHRIEKING echoes through empty flat.