lina_lau, here it is!

[pez]

I so totally forgot to post this:

I challenge all of you to write something that involves:

1) Tezuka Kunimitsu
2) Mukahi Gakuto
3) A toilet seat

It can be a drabble, a ficlet, a fic, or even just the beginning of a story. For example, my contribution is:

Once upon a time, there was a door-to-door toilet seat salesman named Gakuto, and a constipation sufferer called Tezuka...

YOUR TURN 8D

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[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tezuka and a boy named Mukahi. Despite both participating in tennis at their respective schools, neither really knew the other, nor did they have anything in common.

One day, both boys attended a party at the home of Atobe Keigo, who was famous for his elaborate festivities. As parties often do, the longer people were there, the wilder the pranks, for boys + alcohol - common sense = trouble. Tezuka, however, merely watched the goings-on, sipping on a cup of punch given to him by Oshitari Yuushi, who was a fellow megane and thus someone Tezuka mildly trusted.

No one is quite sure /what/ was in the drink, but when the fire department was telephoned the nature of the emergency included one Tezuka Kunimitsu, one Mukahi Gakuto, and a toilet seat, with the two boys somehow stuck inside the toilet seat. The fire department, quite accustomed to calls from the Atobe house on party nice, arrived posthaste, and while the Jaws of Life had to be employed, both boys survived the experience.

The toilet seat, regrettably, did not.

The moral of the story is, never trust a drink when Oshitari Yuushi gives it to you.

Sequel:

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tezuka and a boy named Mukahi. Despite having shared the experience of being stuck inside a toilet seat together, they still did not have anything in common.

One day, while each boy was out walking, a toilet seat factory exploded, sending seat-shrapnel in all directions. They both died.

The End.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm suggesting Hana to get a divorce.

But.

HANA. MARRY ME.

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

HEE! WE CAN BE INTERNET MARRIED AND I DON'T NEED TO GET DIVORCED! YAY!

(somehow I knew you would like this. ^_^)

(I miss you. Like, a lot.)