lina_lau, here it is!

[pez]

I so totally forgot to post this:

I challenge all of you to write something that involves:

1) Tezuka Kunimitsu
2) Mukahi Gakuto
3) A toilet seat

It can be a drabble, a ficlet, a fic, or even just the beginning of a story. For example, my contribution is:

Once upon a time, there was a door-to-door toilet seat salesman named Gakuto, and a constipation sufferer called Tezuka...

YOUR TURN 8D

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[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tezuka and a boy named Mukahi. Despite both participating in tennis at their respective schools, neither really knew the other, nor did they have anything in common.

One day, both boys attended a party at the home of Atobe Keigo, who was famous for his elaborate festivities. As parties often do, the longer people were there, the wilder the pranks, for boys + alcohol - common sense = trouble. Tezuka, however, merely watched the goings-on, sipping on a cup of punch given to him by Oshitari Yuushi, who was a fellow megane and thus someone Tezuka mildly trusted.

No one is quite sure /what/ was in the drink, but when the fire department was telephoned the nature of the emergency included one Tezuka Kunimitsu, one Mukahi Gakuto, and a toilet seat, with the two boys somehow stuck inside the toilet seat. The fire department, quite accustomed to calls from the Atobe house on party nice, arrived posthaste, and while the Jaws of Life had to be employed, both boys survived the experience.

The toilet seat, regrettably, did not.

The moral of the story is, never trust a drink when Oshitari Yuushi gives it to you.

Sequel:

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tezuka and a boy named Mukahi. Despite having shared the experience of being stuck inside a toilet seat together, they still did not have anything in common.

One day, while each boy was out walking, a toilet seat factory exploded, sending seat-shrapnel in all directions. They both died.

The End.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm suggesting Hana to get a divorce.

But.

HANA. MARRY ME.

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

HEE! WE CAN BE INTERNET MARRIED AND I DON'T NEED TO GET DIVORCED! YAY!

(somehow I knew you would like this. ^_^)

(I miss you. Like, a lot.)

wtf am I writing.

[ashesto.livejournal.com]

For sure, of all the people Mukahi had met, Tezuka Kunimitsu was pretty much at the bottom of the list of chance meetings after they'd all graduated. Yet here the ex-Seigaku captain was, blank-faced and grabbing at the other side of the toilet seat cover. His toilet seat cover.

Re: wtf am I writing.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

...

......

.........

WIN.

xDDD

[ashesto.livejournal.com]

They stared each other down and it was, surprisingly, Tezuka who spoke first. "Get your own cover. You can afford it." Gakuto didn't let go. So it was the only tasteful toilet seat cover on sale, and besides, as he protested, it wasn't like he could afford it either. Living alone did murder on one's expenses. Anyway, he was there first.

[lina-lau.livejournal.com]

YOU STOLE MY IDEA AT DINNER OMG. D: And it's 1am and my brain isnt working, so yay for random crack. 8D

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Tezuka knew very well that Gakuto was famed for his acrobatic abilities, but this was something new to him.

"I was not aware that one can travel up through water pipes even with flexibility like yours."

Gakuto smiled at Tezuka, balancing both arms on the captain's toilet seat cover and hoisting himself out of said toilet.

"Our captain wanted me to do some extra training, that's all!"

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's because it forced you to use your creativity to come up with something else :P :P :P

and ouch, Gakuto in toilet pipes. Somebody help my brain.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Gakuto. He was a very huge fan of Tezuka Kunimitsu. He trolled the internet searching for items to add to his rather large collection.

One day, he found the most wonderful of hidden treasurs. A toilet seat. Not just any toilet seat. One with Tezuka's face on it. He bid and bid and bid until he finally won, only having to pay the equivalent of 5000 British Pounds. It was worth it.

Then the astonishing happened. He won a visit to his house from his most favourite tennis player!

He happily showed Tezuka around his house, stopping at last at the master bathroom, with his coveted seat.

Tezuka was silent, and obviously touched by his dedication. Something must have come up, because moments later, his security guards were hustling him outside.

Gakuto sat down on his seat happily and decided that today was the best day ever.


am insane, yes

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

sahfskjfhasl XDDDD

Just imagining this Tezuka seat cover... I hope it wouldn't mean whoever is using the toilet is, yanno, crapping into Tezuka's mouth/nose....

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking the face was on the lid and the actual seat had like, a design or colour or something.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

....Ah. That makes a lot more sense XD *sporks imagination*