WOULD SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE ROSES?

[pez]

I wrote 300-ish words of PW:AA lol-fic.

Was catching up with Vampire Knight Guilty last night and the following conversation ensued:

Pez: Look at them. They're basically saying: WE MUST EMO SOME MORE!!!!1!!111! This show is all about the emoangst!

[scene where Ruka's rose disintegrates because of Kaname's power]

Liz: LOL OMG. KANAME YOU CAN'T GO AROUND DESTROYING ROSES. WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT! THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT THE ROSES!

Pez: IF YOU DESTROY ANY MORE THEY'LL AXE THE SHOW!

[scene of... well, one of the many really emo scenes]

Pez: Right here, Yuuki's like: don't go, Zero! WE MUST EMO SOME MORE. LET'S EMO TOGETHA.

Liz: They've already destroyed all the roses, so we must emo more because these are the only two things we have!

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Vampire Knight. But yeah.

I think I want a picture of Edgeworth with a rose in his mouth.

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

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[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION BECAUSE YOUR OBJECTION IS OBJECTIONABLE. YOUR SUIT IS CLEARLY PINK AND YOU WERE CLEARLY BEING RUBBED.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

OVERRULED.

YOUR SUIT IS OBJECTIONABLE, WRIGHT. HOW MUCH DID IT COST YOU, FIVE POUNDS FROM ASDA?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOU AIN'T NO JUDGE YOU CANNOT OVERRULE ME.

UNLIKE YOUR SUIT, WHICH IS ONE HELL OF A WASTE OF MONEY AND AS GARISH AS YOUR CAR, MINE IS FROM THE BRITISH HOME STORE.

BTW, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO KNOT A TIE?

..........AND DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT RUBBING.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

THE ART OF TYING A CRAVAT IS AN ANCIENT AND NOBLE ONE, OF THE DEEPEST SOCIAL IMPORTANCE, AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SPECULATE ABOUT MY ABILITY TO MANAGE A MERE TIE. SOME PEOPLE.

I MUST ALSO NOTE THAT MY CAR IS STYLISH AND TASTEFUL AND ONLY A LITLE BIT EXCESSIVEY RED. AND THAT THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING PROPERLY DRESSED FOR ANY OCCASION SHOULDN'T BE UNDERESTIMATED. I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

...UNTIL SUCH A TIME AS YOU CAN PRESENT EVIDENCE TO THIS COURT I WILL CONSIDER THE MATTER IRRELEVANT. NO FURTHER COMMENTS.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR NOBILITY WHEN YOU ARE READY-RUBBED IN COURT.

AND HERE IS MY EVIDENCE: A FAILED PIECE OF ORIGAMI.

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO MAKE AN ORIGAMI CRANE. I BET YOUR CRAVAT IS ATTACHED BY VELCRO. THE DEFENSE REMANDS PROSECUTOR EDGEWORTH TO REMOVE THE CRAVAT TO SHOW THE COURT!

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

I MUST PROTEST AGAINST THESE BASELESS CLAIMS. MY RUBBED-NESS HAS NEVER BEEN PROVEN. AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF.

....!!!! WRIGHT! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOU WANT PROOF?



I kept it as a momento. :D I KNEW SOME DAY I CAN USE IT AGAINST YOU. NOW REMOVE YOUR CRAVAT.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

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W-WRIGHT! THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE. WE AGREED TO NEVER SPEAK OF THIS IN COURT!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOU ASKED FOR IT. AND YOU WERE CLEARLY ASKING FOR IT. JUST LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT.

GET ANOTHER CAR. ONE THAT'S BIGGER AND NOT RED. OTHERWISE WE CAN'T GO PARKING.

BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR CRAVAT. *plays striptease music*

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

.............................JUDGE, I DEMAND THAT THIS MAN BE FOUND IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

JUDEGE, I DEMAND THIS MAN BE FOUND DIRTY GUILTY OF PINKNESS.