I'm Dreaming Of A Hard Christmas
Jan. 19th, 2008 08:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezIt was Christmas Eve. Niou sat happily across the room, sipping translucent eggnog.
He looked at the soft wig hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Yagyuu had hung it there, just before they looked at each other early and then fell into each other's arms and stroked each other's eyebrow.
If only I hadn't been so bright, Niou thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Yagyuu might not have got so cold and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a stinky tear and held his mouth in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a horny voice lifted little up in song.
I'm dreaming of a hard Christmas
Just like a golfer who just got a hole-in-one.
Niou ran to the door. It was Yagyuu, looking green all over with snow.
"I missed you hurriedly," Yagyuu said. "And I wanted to stroke your eyebrow again."
Niou hugged Yagyuu and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Yagyuu said.
"I think so too," Niou said and they stroked each other's eyebrow until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted hedgehog cock and lived gradually until Niou got drunk again.
I THINK I JUST BROKE MYSELF.
He looked at the soft wig hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Yagyuu had hung it there, just before they looked at each other early and then fell into each other's arms and stroked each other's eyebrow.
If only I hadn't been so bright, Niou thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Yagyuu might not have got so cold and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a stinky tear and held his mouth in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a horny voice lifted little up in song.
I'm dreaming of a hard Christmas
Just like a golfer who just got a hole-in-one.
Niou ran to the door. It was Yagyuu, looking green all over with snow.
"I missed you hurriedly," Yagyuu said. "And I wanted to stroke your eyebrow again."
Niou hugged Yagyuu and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Yagyuu said.
"I think so too," Niou said and they stroked each other's eyebrow until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted hedgehog cock and lived gradually until Niou got drunk again.
I THINK I JUST BROKE MYSELF.
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Soft Love
Date: 2008-01-19 08:21 pm (UTC)There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing stroked him, all was bright. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going across the room to become a stinky wig.
Just then, there was a cold knock at the door. Niou opened it and stood there little for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his mouth.
When Niou came to, Yagyuu was holding his cock and looking green. "My love," Yagyuu said gradually, "I'm sorry for the hard shock. I've been shipwrecked on a translucent island for the last ten years, living like a golfer who just got a hole-in-one.. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my eyebrow in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Niou could hardly believe his Yagyuu had returned. "I will always love you, eyebrow or no eyebrow. Besides, you can cover it up with a megane."
They embraced happily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was funny.
(SOMEONE PLS STOP ME BEFORE I CHOKE.)
Re: Soft Love
Date: 2008-01-19 08:24 pm (UTC)*keeps on laughing*