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[pez]

I'M SORRY I'M NOW OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF GIRL!RENJI AS A SUPERMODEL. TALL AND GANGLY AND WIDE-SHOULDERED AND VERY UNPRETTY BUT STRANGELY BEAUTIFUL. SWISHY LONG HAIR. CATWALKING IN HIGH HEELS.

SHOOT ME NOW.

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[alice-and-lain.livejournal.com]

...Girl!Renji is rather an interesting thought. I can see her as being elegant and poised as opposed to pretty. I see her more as having a bob cut than long hair. Or if it's long, it's very, very straight.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

As long as she keeps the hair short in the front like she's now, I'm happy. 8D

Dead straight and jet black!

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Between girl!Renji the supermodel and Sanada the future face of Calvin Klein underwear, Rikkai should totally open a modelling agency. \:D/

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING ME.

(eee, Sanada the underwear model. *_*)

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: T-t-t-TARUNDORU!!! O_o;;

Mmmmmmm-mmmm, underweary Sanada. *_*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I'm randomly struck by the desire to see Renji in a Chinese dress.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you, and so is Gen-chan.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Red and gold? Black and gold?

With her height, Renji can pull off any dress...

OMG. Are they going to be the new Beckhams???

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Red and gold, but then Sanada would feel the need to lock her up so only he gets to enjoy the sight. XD;

Sanada: *hoards his Renji* >_>;

...I think Sanada would have a hard time trying to become anywhere CLOSE to metro... XD But he might let Renji have a say in what he wears, as long as it isn't girly. ♥

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: .....you mean there is no chance of you wearing a sarong while out with me?

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: ...no. Not unless we're at some pacific island, just the two of us. I prefer yukata.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: .....Fine. D:

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: *feels guilty omg, but a man has pride*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: *pulls out her phone book, and gives David a call to see if he'd like to meet for tea*

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: D:

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: *ends call* *makes another call to book a table for 4*

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: ...>_>;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: David wants to meet you. I think his wife wants to shag you, but I'll make sure she doesn't, don't worry.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Sanada: ...so I won't need to bring my sword? (pause) I'm joking. (relieved that Renji isn't meeting this football player alone)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Renji: You won't. You boys might get on, considering you are both stupid goofy sportsmen.

I don't want to work today \:D/

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Sanada Genichirou hated models.

His agent often smiled when he said that, and noted that it was an intriguing position for one to take when one paid the rent by posing in Calvin Klein underwear on giant billboards, but Sanada challenged anyone who'd spent any time in the waiting room of a modelling agency to think differently. The waiting rooms smelled like some weird cocktail of lip gloss and overpriced perfume, and if there was five minutes of silence between shrieks about the states of manicures and extensions and all the other crap girls seemed to pile on it was a miracle.

"I HAVE A HANGNAIL. A HANGNAIL."

If he'd only brought his katana, Sanada thought as he rubbed at his temples, blood could flow, heads could roll, and there could be a few blessed moments of silence.

"Sometimes," said a smooth, pleasantly low voice next to him, "I like to imagine a very specific nuclear explosion that only takes out brainless, narcissistic models. The world would be a much better place, don't you think?"

Sanada blinked and turned his head, his eyes skimming down and then up again, cataloging a foot of pin-straight, dense black hair, long legs, and perfectly even features made remarkable by the serene expression on the model's face. "I have a katana at home," he said after a long moment. "I like to imagine a nice rampage."

"It certainly has its merits," the girl replied before turning in her seat. "I'm Yanagi Renji. I do runway."

"Sanada Genichirou. I do underwear."

Yanagi's expression didn't change at all, but Sanada was pretty sure he caught a glint of amusement under her lowered lashes. "Ah, of course. I didn't recognize you with the hat."

"They won't let me wear it for the photoshoots," Sanada said in a dry tone. "I think it'd be a good look."

The soft snort was probably a laugh, he thought.

Re: I don't want to work today \:D/

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

........

.................

ILU.

(and I don't know what a hangnail is 8D)

Re: I don't want to work today \:D/

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I dunno. :D I bite my nails, so...

Re: I don't want to work today \:D/

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I do too. XD;

*looks it up on Wiki* Oooooh! *gets them sometimes!* *silly*

[pixxers.livejournal.com]

I support this.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

My male Renjihood weeps.

But my female Renjihood and Sanadahood rejoice!

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

That was such a wonderful mental image. Thank you.

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

 

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

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