Royalty + animal/body part = the ultimate pub name

[pez]

On Saturday, we discussed the origins of pub names (if the artist drew a white horse for the sign, they'd name it The White Horse, for example. Therefore many pubs are named after animals), and also how pub names sometimes use royalty + body part (eg King's Arms, Queen's Head).

Tine: Perhaps it's not really body parts, but arms as in weapons.

Pez: I don't suppose "head" is a weapon, unless they're referring to it as a sexual weapon. *ponders*

Tine: Oh, maybe whoever named the pub wanted to show her admiration for the king's manly arms?

Pez: !!!!

Conclusion: when I grow up, I want to open a pub called The Emperor's Ass.

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Seikai (Seigaku + Rikkai) are having a charity host club today. Who do you think will get the most customers? Vote! (vote is open to non-RP-participants too, just for kicks.)

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[edit] for anyone curious, I'm apparently a chibi seme. And 20_laps is a clueless uke:
You really have no clue, do you? You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that's good, because you're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who will take advantage of you, and you probably won't even notice. But you'll be happy anyway, because ignorance is bliss.

Oh dear. What do you think, Fuji? Is this right?

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

What would you like to do at the weekend? Sarah will definitely be around. You can come to mine (I promise it would be tidy >_>; even if I have to kill Suzanne to acheive this) or you can hold us prisoner at your place or we can hang around and do silly things in central London or... whatever, really.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I don't mind either way, but I thought you'd want to try out the Bleach game...?

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

I would, definitely! But we might bore Sarah out of her mind with that one. XDD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

XD; we can decide later on in the week?

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Mm ok. ^^ Just thought I'd raise the subject now so it could be thought about a bit. :)

[elusive-lens.livejournal.com]

Clueless, yes, but not always uke. Tez does have a dominant streak, though it shows up more in his tennis and his hogging the TV remote. ^_^

[20-laps.livejournal.com]

......

[elusive-lens.livejournal.com]

^_^

[tashigi.livejournal.com]

Totally OT but you do not suck!" (http://adayume.livejournal.com/20238.html).

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

fdskhfklshfskhflas!!!!

[tashigi.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't but the picture does xD