Royalty + animal/body part = the ultimate pub name

[pez]

On Saturday, we discussed the origins of pub names (if the artist drew a white horse for the sign, they'd name it The White Horse, for example. Therefore many pubs are named after animals), and also how pub names sometimes use royalty + body part (eg King's Arms, Queen's Head).

Tine: Perhaps it's not really body parts, but arms as in weapons.

Pez: I don't suppose "head" is a weapon, unless they're referring to it as a sexual weapon. *ponders*

Tine: Oh, maybe whoever named the pub wanted to show her admiration for the king's manly arms?

Pez: !!!!

Conclusion: when I grow up, I want to open a pub called The Emperor's Ass.

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Seikai (Seigaku + Rikkai) are having a charity host club today. Who do you think will get the most customers? Vote! (vote is open to non-RP-participants too, just for kicks.)

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[edit] for anyone curious, I'm apparently a chibi seme. And 20_laps is a clueless uke:
You really have no clue, do you? You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that's good, because you're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who will take advantage of you, and you probably won't even notice. But you'll be happy anyway, because ignorance is bliss.

Oh dear. What do you think, Fuji? Is this right?

Comments

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

fdskhfklshfskhflas!!!!

[tashigi.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't but the picture does xD