Writing meme again

[pez]

More-or-less the same as this. With a slightly different character list.

Choose two characters from the following list:

Tezuka, Fuji, Niou, Yagyuu, Yukimura, Renji, Sanada, Kirihara, Sengoku

Then name an object or a body part, OR a fic of mine.

And I'll write you a paragraph of fic based on your choices.

[edit] Okay, no more! There's enough for me to write. XD

Comments

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

N: Tell me about your previous partner.

Y: Why do you wish to know?

N: I don't wish to know. I need to know. For my own information and such. Data, like the guy says.

Y: What about my previous partner do you wish to know?

Niou taps on the spacebar, smirking. Sometimes he forgets who is actually baiting who. It all becomes a blur after a while. Not that he minds.

N: 3 sizes? Whether he was a good fuck? What about him is worth letting me know?

Y: He was efficient and reliable.

N: Well I can be, too. Give me a buzz and I'll be at your door, all lubed and ready to satisfy you according to Maslow's. <3

Yagyuu doesn't answer. Niou doesn't expect him to.

N: So what happened to him?

Y: He died of natural causes.

N: Oh, what a shame T__________T btw, you know what happened to my partner?

Y: I am aware of it.

N: How to put it - I won't tolerate losers.

Y: I am also aware of this.

N: What aren't you aware of, then?

Y: Did working with him satisfy your needs according to Maslow's?

Niou's heart skips a beat. Oh, Yagyuu. Niou kicks back a bit and makes Yagyuu wait a minute for his answer.

N: Nah. Too much of a loser.

Y: I see.

N: You know, I hope our partnership will be a long-lasting, mutually beneficial, and loving one. Full of Maslowness.

[01:51] N has left the channel.

Y: We will see.

[01:51] Y has left the channel.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

s;ldgkjs;ldkfgs;ldkfsdfsdfgsdg. The City's D1 are made of win. XD XD Niou!!

It's so wrong to want to write an AU of your AU where Niou doesn't... well, yeah. Not that I could ever actually do it, anyway. I am not nearly good enough. XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Go and write AU if you want! I think it'll be WIN. XD

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

If we do enough AUs of AUs maybe one day we will find canon again. XDDDD Madness.

Tempting.

Oh so tempting.

But also brain-hurting. (But not brian-hurting, as I originally typed. I don't know, maybe brian is hurt by AU-fic. Whoever he is. *headdesk* XD )

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

OMG YES.

GO GO POWER RANGERS.

*names your brain Brian*

Though, yes, if the AU of the AU is as... AU of the original AU, then I know writing it hurts Brian very, very much.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Fanfic of fanfic was something I previously believed myself to disapprove of. Crap. So much for that. XD

Brian the brain~ wait, I have a male brain. Worrying.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOUR BRIAN IS GAY.