Writing meme again

[pez]

More-or-less the same as this. With a slightly different character list.

Choose two characters from the following list:

Tezuka, Fuji, Niou, Yagyuu, Yukimura, Renji, Sanada, Kirihara, Sengoku

Then name an object or a body part, OR a fic of mine.

And I'll write you a paragraph of fic based on your choices.

[edit] Okay, no more! There's enough for me to write. XD

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Niou, Yagyuu. The City. >_>;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

....how did I know. *headkeyboards*

[mari-yagami.livejournal.com]

Tezuka, Fuji and a gun. :3

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

Tezuka & Kirihara & shoulder.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

...I'm sorry. XD;

I can ask for something else if you like. ;)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

oh, it's okay. It'll just take some time.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I once wrote about [The City]'s Hiyoshi in a meme like this, but I can't find it anymore. Woe is me.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

*twitches a bit at that name...* :O

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*continues search* I really should learn to tag my entries T_T

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Niou, Sengoku, The City.

I am so utterly predictable.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

^____^!

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Kirihara, Sanada, hand.

[grimmjow-jagger.livejournal.com]

Tezuka, Yagyuu, coconut.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

N: Tell me about your previous partner.

Y: Why do you wish to know?

N: I don't wish to know. I need to know. For my own information and such. Data, like the guy says.

Y: What about my previous partner do you wish to know?

Niou taps on the spacebar, smirking. Sometimes he forgets who is actually baiting who. It all becomes a blur after a while. Not that he minds.

N: 3 sizes? Whether he was a good fuck? What about him is worth letting me know?

Y: He was efficient and reliable.

N: Well I can be, too. Give me a buzz and I'll be at your door, all lubed and ready to satisfy you according to Maslow's. <3

Yagyuu doesn't answer. Niou doesn't expect him to.

N: So what happened to him?

Y: He died of natural causes.

N: Oh, what a shame T__________T btw, you know what happened to my partner?

Y: I am aware of it.

N: How to put it - I won't tolerate losers.

Y: I am also aware of this.

N: What aren't you aware of, then?

Y: Did working with him satisfy your needs according to Maslow's?

Niou's heart skips a beat. Oh, Yagyuu. Niou kicks back a bit and makes Yagyuu wait a minute for his answer.

N: Nah. Too much of a loser.

Y: I see.

N: You know, I hope our partnership will be a long-lasting, mutually beneficial, and loving one. Full of Maslowness.

[01:51] N has left the channel.

Y: We will see.

[01:51] Y has left the channel.

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Renji. Tezuka. Toothbrush.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

s;ldgkjs;ldkfgs;ldkfsdfsdfgsdg. The City's D1 are made of win. XD XD Niou!!

It's so wrong to want to write an AU of your AU where Niou doesn't... well, yeah. Not that I could ever actually do it, anyway. I am not nearly good enough. XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Go and write AU if you want! I think it'll be WIN. XD

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

If we do enough AUs of AUs maybe one day we will find canon again. XDDDD Madness.

Tempting.

Oh so tempting.

But also brain-hurting. (But not brian-hurting, as I originally typed. I don't know, maybe brian is hurt by AU-fic. Whoever he is. *headdesk* XD )

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

OMG YES.

GO GO POWER RANGERS.

*names your brain Brian*

Though, yes, if the AU of the AU is as... AU of the original AU, then I know writing it hurts Brian very, very much.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Fanfic of fanfic was something I previously believed myself to disapprove of. Crap. So much for that. XD

Brian the brain~ wait, I have a male brain. Worrying.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Fuji, Kirihara, left hallux. :)

[strawberryjoy.livejournal.com]

lpatobe is staring at your list in disgust!


Suggests: Fuji, Sanada, sellotape.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Nobody saw the moment when Sanada lashed out, but they all heard the sound of body falling to the ground. Kirihara tasted blood. The inside of his cheeks stung where it scraped on his teeth. The ouside of it stung from being punched by Sanada's massive, massive fist. Everywhere else just hurt because it did. Pain required no explanation.

Sanada stormed away. Kirihara went back to the club room and got himself an ice pack. One learned how to take care of oneself, after a while.

Then Niou appeared at the door. "I really don't know why you deliverately provoke him like that."

"I don't."

"You gotta fight back, yanno? Don't just stand and take a beating."

"Have you seen how big his hands are? He's got more fucking muscle than-"

Kirihara's phone beeped. There was a message from Sanada.

Sorry.

Kirihara began to smile, only stopping to wince when his swollen cheek complained. He would stop provoking Sanada someday. For now, he was happy with the little gestures those big hands made.


(this made a lot more sense when it was in my head. =_=")

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I sometimes have a hankering for SanaKiri gen, and there's really not enough of it.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Niou doesn't know the name of that cop he's met on the bus, and he doesn't remember the face. All he can remember is that carrot-coloured hair, which is a lot more than he can usually recall about most of the people he meets. Oh, he does remember things, but just the things that matter. Most of the world just don't matter, that's all.

He wonders how the carrot-head is doing. He wonders who he is, how old he is, whether he is married and if he has children. He wonders if he has a good life and what made him become a cop.

He wonders if he's a righteous sort of guy, or if he only does what his job asks of him. He wonders if he's ever loved, or been betrayed, if he has experienced complete disappointment and lost faith in all that he believes in. He wonders how he would die, from a disease or getting run over by a car, or being murdered, his last moments painful, cold and alone.

The bus stops. Niou looks up. Oh, he's home and it's time to talk to Yagyuu.

And he forgets about the carrot-head altogether.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

....left hallux? *looks it up but still has no idea what that is*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Hallux is fancy for big toe. I just discovered it today and wanted to share the information. :p

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

(not spork?)

Tezuka's apartment was tidy. Beyond tidy. As if it had not been lived in. But knowing that Tezuka had recently sold off his family home, Renji decided not to comment.

When Tezuka went to get drinks, Renji used the bathroom. It wasn't that he actually needed to go, but there was one thing he wanted to know...

There was only one toothbrush in the bathroom. Nope. That Yukimura guy, whoever he was to Tezuka, hadn't invaded this space yet.

He must make sure he was the one to get to put a toothbrush in Tezuka's bathroom, Renji decided.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YOUR BRIAN IS GAY.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

.....right, I wrecked my brain and all I can imagine is Tez and Yagyuu doing a Lilo & Stitch sort of Hawaiian dance, with grassy skirts and half coconut shells to cover their nipples.

I'm sorry, I CAN'T DO THIS. MY BRAIN HAS DIED. DDDDDD:

[ashesto.livejournal.com]

....*should know where that one is* xD;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*HOPES YOU FIND IT*

[grimmjow-jagger.livejournal.com]

XDDDD

I know, that was mean of me.