Is Rick black, or do I sound black to you?

[pez]

I have just been woken up from my sleep by a call to my mobile. A woman, who initially would not say who she was looking for (because my phone /must/ belong to someone called Rick), insisted that she had not got the wrong number and said "I don't think so nigger. I think you're a black fucker-"

At which point I hung up and switched my phone off.

The number was withheld, but it didn't sound like an overseas call. IT'S 5:30AM GODDAMMIT.

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

I know, isn't it a spectacularly brain-breaking image? XD;;;

*sings the hedgehog song*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I think I should be glad I don't know Discworld.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably. XD;;;

(Nanny Ogg: a filthy-minded old lady who likes to get drunk and sing really inappropriate songs. Often about hedgehogs. My mother has expressed the worrying desire to become Nanny Ogg when she is an old lady. >_> )

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Not sure about the getting drunk part, but the rest seems to describe my ideal way of passing my old age, as well...

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

She doesn't get drunk anyway. Nanny holds her liquor like no one else can. But her mind is really, REALLY filthy. As proved by the (rather tame, all things considered) Hedgehog Song, version 1 and 2 (there are a gazillion others, of course... Pterry never gives the full thing, so it's up to the fan to fill in the blanks). I think you might have been with us at Tine's when I found these, but am not sure.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

That's why the mental image is frightening. It's completely inappropriate. XD

But Discworld is so funneh!

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

It is. It truly is. *shudders*

*joins in* BUT THE HEDGEHOG CAN NEVER BE BUGGERED AT ALL!

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

*has just been re-reading Witches Abroad* Il Porcupino Nil Sodomy Est. XD;

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Nanny's language skills are to be feared. XD

And I'm in Carpe Jugulum, where Nanny Ogg is playing Granny Weatherwax, which just adds to the overall wrongness of this conversation...