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Okay, went to read this other blog entry (also Chinese) and I. AM. DEAD.

城田優= 馴獸師

I.... I..... excuse me while I laugh my lungs out!!!!!!!!

[edit] ultra-bad, on-the-spot translation with multiple spelling mistakes under the cut. I was telling Hana about this on IM...

Seigaku no Ou: this HK girl, who's about... 15 I think, the air conditioning unit in her room is older than she is, so her family finally got a new one and they got the technician to install it for her (coz they're wall-mounted)

Seigaku no Ou: so, nothing much happened and there was no convo between the tech and the girl, until he was done and he took a glance at the girl's comp wallpaper

Seigaku no Ou: said wallpaper is a cap from Dream Live 2nd, showing Endo Yuuya and Yanagi Kotaro hugging

Seigaku no Ou: and the tech said, "oh, you like EndoYanagi too?"

Seigaku no Ou: .................

Seigaku no Ou: the guy is in his 50s, married with at least 2 daughters

Seigaku no Ou: and so the girl was all fhskfhsalfkhhask and asked, "yeah, do you like EndoYanagi too?"

Seigaku no Ou: and the guy said "I don't like this pairing, but it's my wife and elder daughter's OTP... I actually think Yanagi and Shirota suit each other best, they are both a bit kid-ish, but Yanagi is more childlike and Shirota has a a more mature/stable feel to him, he's the type who can tell black from white, he can look after a wife as well as be playful at the same time..... maybe because I'm also a guy, I like the seme who's stronger, rather than the (can't translate the term, but think YukiSana)"

Seigaku no Ou: THE GUY ANANLYSED THE WHOLE PAIRING THING

Seigaku no Ou: the girt said "I think it's because we like seeing Yanagi being cooed... but Shirota has Kato Kazuki as well!"

Seigaku no Ou: and the guy replied, "Exactly, because Shirota doesn't only get Yanagi, he can fix the queen too (chinese fandom tends to call Atobe the queen), that's why my whole family call him the animal trainer." (as in the animal trainers in a circus. In Chinese it literally translates to "beast tamer"!!)

Seigaku no Ou: and the guy added in the end "my little daughter ships double-buchou, she's bought all their photobooks and DVDs... sigh, spending all my money...."