Because I thought this way funny and had to be shared

[pez]

Pez: So you guys will be watching Big Brother tonight? I'll just be watching Euro Millions <---- bought 2 tickets

Boss: XDDDD

Coworker: But what would you do though, if you win all that money? It's like £100million.

Pez: If I win it all, I'd probably spend it stalking my favourite rock band in Japan. :D

Boss: OMG no you wouldn't XDDD

Pez: Oh, actually you know what? I CAN JUST BUY THEIR RECORD COMPANY.

Boss & coworker: askdjhasjasdkhkjads XDDDDD

Boss: And you can buy the house next to Johnny Depp.

Pez: YES, THAT TOO. *_*

Boss: And get yourself a pair of binoculars.

Pez: *dies*

Comments

[fic-faery.livejournal.com]

Another fun thing to brighten my day.

Smart idea to just buy the record company. Not only can you stalk them, but you can make them call you boss!

Ohhh Johnny Depp *_*

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

*wriggles eyebrows* I never knew you really had a thing for Johnny Depp!

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

IF SHE WINS PEZ WILL MOVE TO OKLAHOMA AND HAVE A LARGE SKY AND A BIG HOUSE AND KITTIES!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

AND I WILL LIVE IN, LIKE, RIVENDELL. *is shot*

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

*shoots!!*

(Though, man, you've got to come back soon~! We've seen some really nice houses in open houses in the past two weeks. And some that were insanely overpriced for what you get.)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I WAS SO AMUSED BY THAT NEIGHBOURHOOD (AND I NEARLY TYPED "ABUSED", DAMN B AND M BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE KEYBOARD).

I didn't win the lottery last night, no house for Pez in Oklahoma T_____T but Pez will try to visit~~~ Pez loves Hana and Hana's hubby and Hana's kitty and Hana's city~~~~