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[pez]

What do you do when (nearly) everyone in your work team is out of office, there is no work you can do, no plot bunnies hopping in your head, and it's another 2+ hours before the working day ends?

(I went back to correct some typos in Trials of Trust. I looked for fics to read, read a few but gah, where are the good PoT fics? I can't seem to find any. And I'm NOT going to ff.net because that's a trauma-inducing place.)

Comments

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

You let wibbly!Tez do a striptease for you. ^_^

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe you just said that...

[sharpened-smile.livejournal.com]

You can't, mijo?

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe Hana has said that, nor can I do what she suggested...

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

You have a beautiful body, Tez. What's so wrong with taking clothes from it for Pez's pleasure and entertainment?

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

Such an act only makes me think of showgirls.

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Not me. But then I'd rather see men than women. You are very much a man, Tezuka.

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

Same thing. I never think about taking my clothes off to entertain anyone.

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

*cough* I wouldn't mind seeing that.

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

If you want to watch a striptease, there are plenty of night clubs in NYC.

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

I'd rather watch you.

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

Or take your clothes off myself.

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer that.

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

Your place or mine? I can't wait to get my hands on your bare skin.

[tezuka-k.livejournal.com]

Or I can hide behind your bar and suck you and see if you can keep serving drinks without dropping a glass.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh oops Renji, I think Tezuka is angry...

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

Honesty makes him angry? I can't help it if I think he's hot. He's gorgeous. Not a monk, y'know. Most of my higher mental functions went skipping out the door when the words 'Tezuka' and 'striptease' came together.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*points up* He associates striptease with showgirls and thinks it's a degrading thing, probably? I dunno. You gotta remember he's a modest guy.

[stats-geek.livejournal.com]

Gotta give this some thought...

Does this mean I can undress him instead?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*grin* Probably. I think you can try.

(I think Tez is sort of addicted to having smex with you, but don't let him know I said that)

[prickly-tensai.livejournal.com]

Given proper motivation, I could jump universes to see this, too.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Given proper motivation? XD

[prickly-tensai.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Like fig leaves. Or wasabi paste. I wonder if it burns down there...but it would be tasty to lick off. ^_^

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I don't know if wasabi would be a good idea really... but I don't think Renji would be happy with you hanging around if Tezuka does do a striptease, anyway...

[prickly-tensai.livejournal.com]

Saa...that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun. ^_^ And sometimes the best means for ensuring two people stop being stupidheads is to promote a little carefully crafted jealousy. (And then eat popcorn and watch what comes afterwards. Do you take butter on your popcorn, Pez?)