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Is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

Is banana a fruit?

Why do we drive on the left?

And WTF is it with the German job centre system???



This is from the readers' section. People write in with really random question and they get answered XD


Also the readers' section. Not sure about the accuracy of the answers, but sound convincing enough.


My response...

America: I think the toystore went too far.
Russia: HUH???
Germany: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?

Comments

[ex-semishade366.livejournal.com]

Biscuit means twice cooked. Therefore a jaffa cake cannot be a biscuit, unless it's very very burned.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Ahhh!

But if they really did make a giant Jaffa cake to prove their point, I think that's pretty clever - it saves a lot of words (therefore time, therefore taxpayer's money) and shows the truth instantly. XD

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

if they make a giant biscuit tho, won't it also go hard instead of soft when it goes stale?

does biscuit becomes cake when it is huge?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I think the method of production and the ingredients distinguish the two...

[myth720.livejournal.com]

................. banana is a mutated monster herb?? o________O;;;


another case of russian pilot drinking too much vodka.. here some russian plane nearly landed on a freeway instead of the runway o__O;
and wow the germany story... the dry law doesn't ever get wet, does it?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Imagine... we're actually eating a big herb when we eat a banana O_O

NO WAY O_O

I just have no idea how that can happen. And they get their benefits cut if they refuse the job! Don't they take down preferences and experience before matching people up with employers?!?!?! >_<

[myth720.livejournal.com]

and now banana trees will make me think about little pet of horrors for some reason.. monster plant o___O;;;

maybe they think waitresses can be paralleled to prostitution.. dead end jobs, serving ppl, pleasing clients, getting tips... >.>;;

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Oh please.

Everyone knows banana is really a fish that found a new ecological niche.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Just because you're the owner of three penguins, it doesn't mean you know anything about fish =P

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

But dude, I know all about bananas.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

...and why is that?

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Because bananas are the most fascinating species of fish there is.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

... I don't have to say that the article about the German job center is highly likely untrue? (Though they might have told her to take a job as a waitress in a brothel.)

[yoshi-6-6.livejournal.com]

Jaffa Cakes....don't we need to pay the VAT when we buy it?

And when we buy cakes from any highstreet 'shop' or bakery, don't we pay the VAT as well?