I teach you in a Spanish way

[pez]

Niou: *adjusts glasses* We are going to learn more about the alphabet.

Yagyuu: *amused, makes Kirihara sit down at the desk with note book and pencil*

Kirihara: *grumble*

Niou: Today, I'll teach you the letter P. *writes a big P on the chalkboard* P stands for Pez.

Kirihara: Ohhhh... I see! =D

Niou: It also stands for Pr0n. >D.

Yagyuu: ...... (and people wonder why Akaya's English is so bad.)



[don't worry about the subject line if you don't understand it; it's an old HK joke]

Comments

[soloproject.livejournal.com]

P stands for Penis. D:

Jackal says they should just make him watch Sesame Street. :3

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Niou: Sesame Street will scare him for life, yo, with all the bright coloured scary-looking puppets.

Yagyuu: He will probably get nightmares.

Kirihara: *shivers* What are you guys talking about?

[soloproject.livejournal.com]

Jackal: Hey, the big bird is pretty funny. And what's up with Ernie and Bert? They have to be gay. No one (particularly with names like "Ernie" and "Bert") can live together for that long and stand each other.

Sanada: Jackal...go run laps. You're scaring your kohai...

Jackal: But it's TRUE. >E

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Jackal: Hey, the big bird is pretty funny...

Kiri: .....

Jackal: ...And what's up with Ernie and Bert?

Kiri: Wah! ;_;

Jackal: No one (particularly with names like "Ernie" and "Bert") can live together for that long and stand each other...

Kiri: WAAAH!!! *throws himself towards Sanada* Fukubuchouuuuuu!!! >_< I'M SCARED!!!

*Sanada/Kirihara gheiness ensues*