FedEx 3, Pez 0

[MONDAY]

FedEx tracking system: There was an attempted delivery of Parcel A! And Parcel B has left customs clearance and it's on its way!

Pez calls local FedEx depot.

Pez: That's a lie. There was no delivery of A. And where is B?
FedEx Depot Man: Yeah sorry, I think that was a lie too. I'll arrange A to be delivered tomorrow. But no idea about B, we haven't got it here yet.
Pez: .........

[TUESDAY]

FedEx tracking system: Saying exactly the same thing!

Pez calls local FedEx depot.

Pez: Where is my stuff?
FedEx Depot Man: I don't have the authority to look at international deliveries, could you call international services?

Pez calls FedEx international customer services.

Pez: Help!
FedEx Intl: Huh, that's weird. Give me your tracking numbers and I'll arrange a call back once I find out what's going on.

[WEDNESDAY]

Pez receives phonecall.

FedEx Intl: Good news! One of your parcels is in the van now and you'll have it in an hour!

Two hours later, Pez calls FedEx Intl.

Pez: WTF.
FedEx Intl: Just double checked, Parcel A is being delivered today. You'll get it this afternoon.
Pez: And where is Parcel B?
FedEx Intl: It cleared customs so it should be with you within 24-28 hours.
Pez: BUT IT CLEARED CUSTOMS ON A LONG TIME AGO.
FedEx Intl: I don't know. D:

A bit later, Pez calls FedEx local depot.

Pez: OI, WHERE IS MY SHIT.
FedEx Depot Man: ...............I can see we rearranged delivery of Parcel A on Tuesday but somehow it hadn't left our depot. Can I get it sent to you tomorrow?
Pez: SO THE INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICES LIED TO ME?
FedEx Depot Man: I don't know. D: