Because I thought this way funny and had to be shared

Pez: So you guys will be watching Big Brother tonight? I'll just be watching Euro Millions <---- bought 2 tickets

Boss: XDDDD

Coworker: But what would you do though, if you win all that money? It's like £100million.

Pez: If I win it all, I'd probably spend it stalking my favourite rock band in Japan. :D

Boss: OMG no you wouldn't XDDD

Pez: Oh, actually you know what? I CAN JUST BUY THEIR RECORD COMPANY.

Boss & coworker: askdjhasjasdkhkjads XDDDDD

Boss: And you can buy the house next to Johnny Depp.

Pez: YES, THAT TOO. *_*

Boss: And get yourself a pair of binoculars.

Pez: *dies*