David Bowie, Micchi, Edgeworth... I'm spotting a theme here.

[pez]

CSS. Oh, CSS. Spent a while trying to get one part of a website to look the way I wanted it to but oh no, it just would not work. Am now planning to cheat by using graphics instead. :P

storme's at my place and I intend to keep her here for good at least until she recovers from David Bowie Syndrome. She was very amused at my pile of to-sell stuff and kept saying how people'd think she's the cause of my disinterest in PoT and selling of things. I think she's over-estimating her influence. :PPPP Going to crosspost to communities tonight, so if there's something you want, better say it now before the masses get their hands on it.

Oh, I showed her some Micchi stuff last night. The reaction of Micchi in amazing coat + cravat was: "Edgeworth would mug him if he saw that coat" and "this is what Edgeworth aspires to."

Comments

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

Excuses, excuses.

I KNOW IT'S ALL storme's FAULT.

Ooh, we have come full circle.

And you know I am so kidding.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL HER FAULT! \o/

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

SCAPEGOAT SCAPEGOAT

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Fine, it's not her fault.

The truth is, LEAH, I NEVER LOVED YOU.

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

*seppuku*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*dances on your dead body*

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

*bleeds all over you*

*severed head stares up at you pitifully* 8|

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

How does your head get severed in a seppuku?!?!!?

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

WHEN YOU DO IT WRONG.

DO YOU FORGET HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE I AM?

(Isn't there an assistant to near-sever (not completely) the head after the abdominal cut, in traditional seppuku? I NEED TO BRUSH UP ON MY SUICIDE RITUALS)

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

The kaishakunin would then perform dakikubi, a cut in which the warrior was decapitated. The maneuver is done such that a slight band of flesh is left attaching the head to the body.

O, wikipedia, you are a fount of wisdom. Okay, it's technically post-seppuku, but still part of the whole shebang.

I AM NOT 100% WRONG. ALERT THE MEDIA.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

WHO IS YOUR ASSISTANT

and

I WANNA READ YOUR DEATH POEM

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

O HO HO WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

:( too late. All your gleeful dancing trampled the poem. Now it is illegible.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I WOULD, SO THAT I CAN THANK THEM FOR THE DEED.

Yeah right. I bet you didn't write one BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING COHERENT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE AND ALL YOUR FANFICTIONS SUCK ON MY FANFICTIONS.

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

Well if I could commit double-seppuku I WOULD BE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

*haunts you*

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

P.S. I just found a journal entry on DA where someone wrote:

Gawd.
I read ossan yaoi. LIKE. MIDDLE AGED OLD MAN YAOI.
I MEAN. DUDE.
THE ARTIST'S GREAT. BEAUTIFUL ART.
BUT.
I. NOES. THAT'S TOO MUCH.

@A@;;;

*is traumatised for life*

I MUST MAKE A COMM. OSSAN. SO HATED. WHY.

I can run a comm while I'm dead and decapitated, rite?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Didn't you know that you're only allowed to be gay when you're young? By the time you hit middle age YOU MUST BE STRAIGHT. OR ELSE.

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

RANDOMLY I SUDDENLY REMEMBER HOW CRAPPY THE BL GAME SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR OSSAN FANS WAS AND IT MAKES ME CRY.

Woe. :(

[storme]

*wibble*

[storme]

Sometimes she can't even talk to me on IM at work. Trufax. *is sad*

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

Clearly she needs to be disciplined.