The Athlum Telegraph

[pez]

Pez: need to slaughter my inner dace
dave, even
he keeps oogling at posh hotels

Liz: XDDDDD

Pez: something about "befitting of the marquis" was uttered.
and he doesn't even like normal posh hotels. It has to be traditional-looking.
EASY FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST SPENDS TAXPAYERS' MONEY.

Liz: hahahaha
little sod XD

Pez: ....
Athlum's equivalent of the Daily Telegraph, reporting on the castle's expenses.

Liz: XDDDDDDDDDD

Pez: Torgal recently claimed a lot of gold spent on corsets.

Liz: lord of athlum in rent-boy expense claim scand-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION, RUSH?

Pez: XDDDDDDDDD FACE THE TRUTH, RUSH
....GO CLEAN THE MOAT, RUSH.
IN YOUR LITTLE MOAT-BOY OUTFIT.

Liz: XDDDDDDDDDDD

Comments

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

SORRY MUM


in my sexy moat-boy outfit


you know nothing


Is it sad that I fully understand this reference?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

When mocked, Dave says that people who never dug a trough around something they owned and filled it with stagnant water would never understand.

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

because he is British

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

XDDDD Coincidentally, the VA for Dave in the game chose to give him a British accent!

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

But can Dave wear both a monocle and glasses?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

And perform in Stiff Upper Lip and Stiff Upper Lip 2? OF COURSE.

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

OH GODS I DIDN'T SEE THOSE SKITS MUST WATCH NOWWWWW

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

That's also during the moat skit when Jon Stewart said that the MP got a good deal for the adult movies... but those are adult movies featuring BRITISH PEOPLE OMG. XD

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

Oh. Clearly, I need to watch the moat skit for the fifth time. 8)

[crystalusagi.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dave. All it takes is a corset to lead you astray?

[caleili.livejournal.com]

I think for Dave it's more a case of who's under the corset, and the naughty things he can do while untying it...

[storme]

Rush is a rent-boy?

What is he getting paid in? Dave's already taken away most of his clothes, remember.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

What is he getting paid in?

Flags! Every time one gets too old and worn Dave gives him a new one. But that's only for when they go out.

[storme]

I think Dave is lucky Rush thinks he's pretty enough to get away with that. :)

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Clearly the scandal is that he wasn't claiming nearly enough. How is the poor boy meant to live??

[storme]

Absolutely! A guy can't live on corsets, luxurious castle apartments, free lunches and commanding some of the local armies alone, y'know?