The Athlum Telegraph

[pez]

Pez: need to slaughter my inner dace
dave, even
he keeps oogling at posh hotels

Liz: XDDDDD

Pez: something about "befitting of the marquis" was uttered.
and he doesn't even like normal posh hotels. It has to be traditional-looking.
EASY FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST SPENDS TAXPAYERS' MONEY.

Liz: hahahaha
little sod XD

Pez: ....
Athlum's equivalent of the Daily Telegraph, reporting on the castle's expenses.

Liz: XDDDDDDDDDD

Pez: Torgal recently claimed a lot of gold spent on corsets.

Liz: lord of athlum in rent-boy expense claim scand-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION, RUSH?

Pez: XDDDDDDDDD FACE THE TRUTH, RUSH
....GO CLEAN THE MOAT, RUSH.
IN YOUR LITTLE MOAT-BOY OUTFIT.

Liz: XDDDDDDDDDDD