The Delectable Defenstration of a Dumbfounded Zebra from Castle Rock

[pez]

More contributions needed. Try harder, people! XDDDD Still no title. Weirdly, it seems quite a few words beginning with C and D are coming up.

I'm not sure if I should subject Liz to the beta-ing of a 70k word fic. Sure, I am a member of the LTC (which has no TLC for Liz, or something like that), but still, we wouldn't want to kill her too soon, would we.

Then again, it might take me as long to come up with a title as it takes her to beta the whole thing anyway? LIZ, WHAT DO YOU THINK. It's okay to not beta. I mean, we've established that 1) I didn't use beta much in the past, 2) when there are lots of words, people's eyes just glaze over all the bad English anyway, the same way they glaze over the plot, 3) lots of words = good fic. And that is the absolute truth. Drown people with a high word count and they won't know any better. 8D

Comments

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

HEY I TRIED SCREW YOU.

Naming fic is the hardest part for me too. Half the time I wind up with song titles.

Also, I don't beta. Never have. Maybe that's why nobody reads my crap. :D

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[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE YOU TRIED TO SCREW ME. BUT YOU COULDN'T COZ YOU DUN HV A DICK.

Who needs stupid readers anyway. 8D

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[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

GEE FIRST YOU, THEN NORI, I AM JUST A SLUT TODAY. AND IT'S NOT EVEN 6AM MY TIME YET. I START EARLY.

Yeah really, stupid readers. It's not like they're good for anything. ;S

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

GO FIND UR COCK, LEAH.

Exactly. We'll just give them long paragraphs with zombie zombie zombie in the middle and they won't even notice.

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

:| HOW CAN I FIND SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

It's like how can you kill that which has no life. :(

[impressioniste.livejournal.com]

IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO ZOMBIES.