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[pez]

One day, Calo and Galdo decided Locke really needed to get laid. They visited a black alchemist, obtained a suitable brew and added it to Locke's drink.

Then they told (an unknowing) Jean to take Locke to the Guilded Lilies.

Jean and Locke didn't manage to get very far.

The End.


Sequel: Locke's Revenge

Locke added the same brew to the Sanzas' drinks.

Then he got Bug to watch for his moral education.

The End.


THIS IS ALL I CAN MANAGE. Come join me in my fandom instead. T_T

.............really need to stick them into a Firefly universe.

Comments

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

What about the pirates?

XDDDDDD THANK YOU. Thank god for alchemy. I would be more eloquent if I wasn't drunk.

I shall watch all ur vids and also fangirl whatshername. I owe you.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

After several nights of listening to the woman pirate screaming in Vadran, Locke and Jean decided to shout back equally loudly to correct her grammar.

Several nights after that, they decided they should just lead by example.

:D Also fangirl Torgal, for he has the Dimensional Crotch.

[crystalusagi.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. XDDD

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

Suitable brew. *laughing*