"That's because you're a BNF," says Unni

[pez]

(Although, come ON, look at the size of my friends list. I'm nowhere near that status.)

I'm used to having people add me as their LJ friend without them ever having spoken to me or ever speaking to me after adding. Although none of my fics are here and I always link to comms when I post downloads, some probably do like to be here so they can get downloads and translations as soon as I post them, plus get any other interesting news or funny stuff. My LJ is probably a funny read and since I post a gazillion times a day, I do entertain those with drab, wretched lives. (/Tom Lehrer XDDD) COME, ALL OF YE, I HAVE FREE CANDY IN MY VAN! *showers with \o/*

But now there are even empty accounts adding me, as if they are purely created for the purpose. That's really quite iffy. Not that it makes a true difference since I generally don't add back unless I know who they are and I kinda like them (therefore the size difference between "mutual friends" and "friends of" lists). It's just weird. Hello, phantom people. I'm weird, but you're weirder. I'd give you a prize for achieving that, but you're so phantom I don't know how to give you the prize. So here, have a song instead.

And all you people, my friends and quiet followers (which sound all sorts of wrong, but you ain't real stalkers either), I command thee to either buy an xbox360 and play The Last Remnant, or go to warriors_honor and read all the posts there, or make your friends play the game so that you can watch. And then you should all join the fandom.

If I drink any more tea something bad will happen. Caffeine overdose. Spontaneous combustion. Or something. I think I'm on my 6th cup since coming to work this morning. Tea version of Godot, me.

........shit I forgot to eat lunch. *walks about accompanied by the noise of tea sloshing in stomach*

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Tenipuri still HAS no BNFs. XD

That is exactly why I drink decaf. >_>

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

There were a few genuinely good writers, but then they all left...

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Even so, they were more Good Writers than actual BNFs. *laughs*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I dunno, depends on the definition, I suppose. Their names are pretty Big to me!

[shourin-k.livejournal.com]

heh... i'm not a phantom... stalkerish - prolly yes. well, i dunno. whatever makes you happy.

too bad i dun have enuff money to buy xbox. "someday~ over the rainbow... i'll buy a console~"... well, if i do buy one - it might not be an xbox. prolly a ps instead. but...

*thinks again*

ohh, the dilemma of a stalker~!

btw, since you are kind enuff to offer a prize. i'll just grab it. haven't listen to it yet. still d/loading. so let me give you a reply present. it's only fair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYMMu1ck8fc - a singaporean singing an english version of 'byul' (ost of 200 pounds of beauty). he have this boyband voice and all, so enjoy.

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

I keep getting friended by random journals in languages I don't understand. They usually don't seem to have anything to do with any community I might be in, or any subject I might talk about. It's very odd.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

You aren't phantom because you don't have an empty account with just me friended!

Well, if you're into RPGs, xbox has lots of good ones. Actually it's got more better games than PS3. But you could wait for TLR to come out on PS3.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I get lots of foreign adds too (usually Spanish), but at least they seem to show some Tenipuri inclination.

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

I obviously don't mind people using their own language in their journals. ;;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

XD

[ikusatami.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE CANDY IN YOU VAN? *enters

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I DO!

(Wow, most suitable icon ever! XD)

[rosiael.livejournal.com]

I've been hearing this BNF all the time, and it's still confusing me up until now. ORZ

[ikusatami.livejournal.com]

OMNOMNOM

(Behold the Genius of Marui Bunta and his skill to fit to every situation!)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

It's one of those things everyone hears about but nobody really knows what it is.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabriel/]

Random Russian accounts (mostly empty) add me all the time. I just ignore them... ^^;

[rosiael.livejournal.com]

Like DEATH?

[jetsam]

Does that make us minions?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Gotta wonder what those people were thinking. Maybe they're bots trying to gather email addresses etc.... DX

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

YES. XD

Anyway, how is you?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. *evil laugh*

[crystalusagi.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Ahaha, am I a not-so-silent follower? XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

DDDD: Are you not my friend?

[crystalusagi.livejournal.com]

I can be a friend too! I'm ace at multi-tasking!

[xiu]

/stalks Pez

Lots of random people like to add me, too. I generally don't mind adding people back if they actually say something, but when their journal is completely empty or all of their entries are in a language I can't read (as opposed to posting in both English and *insert language of choice here*)? lolno.

[kedi-kedi.livejournal.com]

I bet you a good deal of these people are ones who add you thinking you have doujinshis locked away in this journal. I get the same thing, after putting in block capitals all over the profile and welcome post in my journal I DO NOT HAVE DOUJINSHIS HERE DO NOT ADD ME FOR THAT REASON, they still do cos they are retarded.

I wish I could slap these stupid people, I really do, makes your journal look like the village bike :< which is somewhat related to BNF-dom I suppose XDDDDD

[semishade (from livejournal.com)]

'My LJ is probably a funny read'

Funny and modest, evidently!

I do still find LJ to be a convenient way of reading friends posts and rss feeds (although not fic, because I need to stay delinked from smut). I guess there might be some of the same amongst people with empty journals, although it's mildly freaky if you're the only one they've added!

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

Are they Russian journals? There was a problem with Russian bots a while back, IIRC..

[shourin-k.livejournal.com]

yeah,i heard that xbox games are more interesting than ps. however, the availability of xbox games in my country are kinda limited. ps is more popular here.

but i do play l2 before i upgraded to vista. now... it's only tumblebugs. poor me. i wonder if there're good online games that is compatible to vista...

the phantom thinggy... well, it might be because those phantoms don't really do lj, but they still wanna stalk you. people are desperate like that. well, look at the bright side - be happy, you're popular!