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(Although, come ON, look at the size of my friends list. I'm nowhere near that status.)

I'm used to having people add me as their LJ friend without them ever having spoken to me or ever speaking to me after adding. Although none of my fics are here and I always link to comms when I post downloads, some probably do like to be here so they can get downloads and translations as soon as I post them, plus get any other interesting news or funny stuff. My LJ is probably a funny read and since I post a gazillion times a day, I do entertain those with drab, wretched lives. (/Tom Lehrer XDDD) COME, ALL OF YE, I HAVE FREE CANDY IN MY VAN! *showers with \o/*

But now there are even empty accounts adding me, as if they are purely created for the purpose. That's really quite iffy. Not that it makes a true difference since I generally don't add back unless I know who they are and I kinda like them (therefore the size difference between "mutual friends" and "friends of" lists). It's just weird. Hello, phantom people. I'm weird, but you're weirder. I'd give you a prize for achieving that, but you're so phantom I don't know how to give you the prize. So here, have a song instead.

And all you people, my friends and quiet followers (which sound all sorts of wrong, but you ain't real stalkers either), I command thee to either buy an xbox360 and play The Last Remnant, or go to

warriors_honor and read all the posts there, or make your friends play the game so that you can watch. And then you should all join the fandom.

If I drink any more tea something bad will happen. Caffeine overdose. Spontaneous combustion. Or something. I think I'm on my 6th cup since coming to work this morning. Tea version of Godot, me.

........shit I forgot to eat lunch. *walks about accompanied by the noise of tea sloshing in stomach*