THIS IS HOW THE FIC WILL END.

[pez]

I am writing a fic that is currently 3500 words long and should have ended 3500 words ago. Why am I even writing it, I ask myself. (The answer is: I just want to write the final scene.) Why is every fic I write a bit worse than the previous one, I ask myself. (The answer is: suckage needs no explanation.) Why are my D1 so un-D1-like, I ask myself. (The answer is: they're tricking me.)

(I'm so good at blaming everyone and everything else.)

Contemplating trimming down the flist. It's not something I usually talk about, I kinda just go and hit defriend rather than make a post giving reasons/telling people to say aye. But there are people who I comment to every now and then, but they don't reply to my comments or comment on my entries. That's saying something, right? I should take the hint and bugger out of people's lives, hmm?

Turning attention back to work. And fic. Oh fic, why don't you just self-destruct?

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's also a type of Citroën. And the channel with all the porn. BUT THESE ARE NOT WHAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR FIC. Unless you did. Maybe you steal everything. ;__;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Channel Five is the one with all the porn. C4 just has naked people running around.

I'LL JUST KILL THEM ALL.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Oh fine, near enough. C4 was the one with the dubious people in animal suits and the one with the documentary about the... lifesize dolls... D:

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

All people in animal suits are dubious. (Remember Minami Keisuke?)

NIOU AND YAGYUU, A PLAGUE O' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!