In need of a really funny story. Preferably something that'd happened you, that could also happen to a male and would still be funny. Something that's not fandom related.
I tried to go down the escalators and nearly fell because it was one that goes up instead of down?
My friend was trying to be cool while waiting for the train so he was doing his strut and kicking a stone on the ground but his shoe flew off and landed on the rail tracks, and so the trains had to be delayed while a person had to retrieve it. They announced it on the speaker too.
A girl in my class (well, not anymore) thought her form tutor was called "Mr Crisps" and told everyone "my form tutor is called Mr Crisps"... but really his name was Mr Cripps.
Most of my stories are more weird than funny involve mad archaeologists LIKE THE ROCKS-AND-CLINGFILM LADY. IT'S ACTIVATED. Or lessons on why surveying is a bad idea when you have a metal foot. Sometimes there are hundreds of tiny frogs. Once there were DRAGONS. ...none of this, I feel, is entirely in the direction you are after. XD
WELL YOU NEVER KNOW. Maybe they learn about things from Earth-that-was. THEY TAKE OUT AN IPHONE, WRAP IT IN CLINGFILM AND PAINT IT RED TO ACTIVATE IT. Rather than, you know, plug it into a charger...
Once I was giving a male friend a massage because he had a bad sunburn and needed to apply cooling lotion every night to his back (he couldn't reach it), so we got home around 2 AM from watching a play in the city and he put on his pajama pants, undressed his shirt and laid (belly down), while I (who was in my pajamas with my top completely open (you know those buttoned pajama tops) and was rubbing on the lotion.
The doorbell rang and it was a huge cop (think Homer Simpson) and this was the dialogue:
Me - Can I help you officer? Cop - Err.... (looking at me, with my pajama unbottoned and a greasy fluid on my hands) I got a complaint about the noise. Friend - That's my wacky neighbor she always calls the police whenever she listens to me getting home late. (still belly down in bed, without his top and with his gleaming back from the lotion on my head) Cop - You know *stutters* she said you boys were making lots of noise *more stutter* but I've been here for fifteen minutes and haven't heard a thing, I swear to God. Me - Well, yeah, we know, she always does this. Cop - I'll tell you what, (stutters some more) you boys keep on doing whatever you were doing and I'll be on my way. Me - Bye officer.
So when I closed the door and looked at my lotioned hand, it hit me what the cop was thinking all along. I laughed hysterically for 2 whole hours.
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Date: 2008-01-14 09:11 pm (UTC)I wasn't sure if I should cry or laugh.
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Date: 2008-01-14 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-14 09:21 pm (UTC)I took the coke out of the fridge and wanted to drink it but.. I mistook it for the still boiling hot water can...
and there my dinner went ;_;
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Date: 2008-01-14 09:20 pm (UTC)My friend was trying to be cool while waiting for the train so he was doing his strut and kicking a stone on the ground but his shoe flew off and landed on the rail tracks, and so the trains had to be delayed while a person had to retrieve it. They announced it on the speaker too.
A girl in my class (well, not anymore) thought her form tutor was called "Mr Crisps" and told everyone "my form tutor is called Mr Crisps"... but really his name was Mr Cripps.
These are more embarrassing than funny, sorry!
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Date: 2008-01-14 10:29 pm (UTC)I've done that with escalators....
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Date: 2008-01-14 09:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-14 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-14 10:57 pm (UTC)The doorbell rang and it was a huge cop (think Homer Simpson) and this was the dialogue:
Me - Can I help you officer?
Cop - Err.... (looking at me, with my pajama unbottoned and a greasy fluid on my hands) I got a complaint about the noise.
Friend - That's my wacky neighbor she always calls the police whenever she listens to me getting home late. (still belly down in bed, without his top and with his gleaming back from the lotion on my head)
Cop - You know *stutters* she said you boys were making lots of noise *more stutter* but I've been here for fifteen minutes and haven't heard a thing, I swear to God.
Me - Well, yeah, we know, she always does this.
Cop - I'll tell you what, (stutters some more) you boys keep on doing whatever you were doing and I'll be on my way.
Me - Bye officer.
So when I closed the door and looked at my lotioned hand, it hit me what the cop was thinking all along. I laughed hysterically for 2 whole hours.
True story.
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Date: 2008-01-14 11:29 pm (UTC)..........can I please borrow your story for my RP log? XD;
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Date: 2008-01-14 11:30 pm (UTC)