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Pez: People say you should do my laundry, food-shopping and cooking.

Tez-plush: They do?

Pez: Because you ~~are the man of the house~~ should help out in the home.

Tez-plush: I help by looking stoic and cute, like a plush.

Pez: .................我愛死你了 <3

Yes, we only slept 4 hours last night. I got to work very late today because although I woke up at the usual time, I had to renew my train ticket and the queue for it was ridiculously long. But I'm awake because I'm pumped with nor-adrenaline and cortisol today.

The goddamn busker is playing the Titanic theme song again. Why hasn't he been issued an ASBO yet?

I have Chinese porn spam email. Actually, I don't know if the 西班牙超強【血玫瑰蒼蠅水】 is porno. But 2 emails above, it says 催情金莎巧克力+血玫瑰蒼蠅水, so I assume it's some kind of drug. Sounds like date-rape drug, doesn't it?

And what has 亞瑪遜河流域 (Amazon river basin) got to do with 近親相姦 (incest)? It's so tempting to just click and find out... anyone wanna take a stab at guessing the association?