Tell Tezuka

[pez]

Tezuka Kunimitsu, CoP, EoD, HsTP, Me. **

Ready to solve all your questions.

Got a problem? Worrying about something? Tell Tezuka now.




[**controller of physics, exterminator of dinosaurs, high school tennis player, megane]

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

People keep writing really bad fic about you. Is it all right to harm them bodily?

Love,

Lu

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

I just feel like such a slacker lately! I need to write rikkai_exchange, clean my room, pack, etc etc but I always feel so tired. What should I do? Please impart me with your wisdom.

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Lu,

I have noticed this phenomenon and totally disapprove of those bad fics. They defame and spread false impressions about me. I have never had sexual relations with Echizen Ryoma.

In that light, I think bodily harm is thoroughly justified. If you need help with hiding the bodies, just drop me a note.

Love,
Tezuka

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Lechaco,

SLACKING IS NOT ALLOWED. 20 LAPS AROUND THE COMPUTER!

Yuudan sezu ni ikou,
Tezuka

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

How will running make me un-tired? :( You don't give good advice. I should go ask Sanada. He'll be like "STOP SLACKING OFF. THROW COMPUTER OUT WINDOW." which I will respond "YESSIR *salute*". :(

Not love,
Chaco

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Lechaco,

You are not tired. You are merely making up excuses to not complete the tasks. Running will help you gain the concentration needed.

I would not support throwing the computer out the window. Someone may get injured.

Not impressed,
Tezuka

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

HM perhaps you have a point. :O Oh guess what, I am doing laundry right now~ Are you proud of me? :D

Love is returning,
Chaco

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

Thank you for your sound advice. I shall go forth and seek proper vengeance against those that would befoul your name. I shall be persistent and will not let my guard down.

Love,

Lu

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Chaco,

That is a very good start. Remember not to let your guard down.

I like washing machines. The centripedal force it creates when spinning the clothes reminds me of the Zone.

Tezuka

[ikusatami.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka-Buchou,

I check my f-list every 5 minutes. Am I obsessed?

Love,
Makki

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

Thank you for the advice. :)

Love,
Chaco

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Makki,

Yes, you are.

It is a good obsession.

Love,
Tezuka

[ikusatami.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka-buchou,

thank you! :D you words made me feel better. i feel confidence in my obsession.

Much love,
Makki

[durer-dure.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

I like this person but he seems to not notice me in that way. I want to tell him how I feel but I'm afraid that it would ruin our friendship as well as disrupt our team cohesion. What should I do?

Love,
Buchou in love

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Buchou-in-love,

Find a time when the two of you are alone in the club room, lock the door, push him against the lockers and do him. Then do him again.

It works. I speak from experience.

Good luck,
Tezuka

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

How does it feel to destroy the dinosaurs?

Love,
Curious Chaco

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Chaco,

It is a feeling I lack the words to describe. However, shivers run down my spine whenever I go to museums and see dinosaur bones, and that feeling is quite erotic.

Tezuka

[durer-dure.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

I didn't expect you to be a supporter of the very direct way of confessing... *surprised yet amused* However, would it be prudent to do that when one is unsure of the other's feelings? I don't want to be careless.

Unsure and hesitant,
Buchou in love

[fujisaurus.livejournal.com]

Tezuka,

You do realise that is why I don't let you go to the museum without me, right?

(Sorry, Chaco, for jumping in)

♥,
Fuji

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

Wow... :O That's quite...something! Also a bit TMI. But thank you for sharing. ^___^

I feel like there's not enough good porn to read! Do you have any suggestions? I don't mind if it involves you too. ;D

Love,
Chaco

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Buchou in love,

Uncertainty and unrequited love is outdated. Make him love you by showing him your many qualities.

If you'd rather let him do you, that should work, too.

Good luck,
Tezuka

[gotta-dance.livejournal.com]

...but, you will still go to the museums with me?

[durer-dure.livejournal.com]

Dear Tezuka,

Thank you for your words of encouragement. I feel more confident and will make him mine.

I prefer versatility myself. ;)

Love,
Buchou in love

(OMG sorry for those screwups XDDDDD T_T *not paying attention*)

[not-toast.livejournal.com]

Dear Chaco,

I am glad to have satisfied your curiosity.

That seems to be the case lately. Unfortunately it seems Pez hasn't been producing any porn lately and I don't recall having read good ones anywhere. I'd love to read ones that involve me, too.

wanting to know where the porn has gone, too,
Tezuka

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

Dear Fuji,

Wow you must really turn him on. You even have "saurus" in your name. :D!

Chaco

(no worries! more interesting XD)