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Tezuka Kunimitsu, CoP, EoD, HsTP, Me. **
Ready to solve all your questions.
Got a problem? Worrying about something? Tell Tezuka now.
[**controller of physics, exterminator of dinosaurs, high school tennis player, megane]
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:22 pm (UTC)People keep writing really bad fic about you. Is it all right to harm them bodily?
Love,
Lu
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:27 pm (UTC)I have noticed this phenomenon and totally disapprove of those bad fics. They defame and spread false impressions about me. I have never had sexual relations with Echizen Ryoma.
In that light, I think bodily harm is thoroughly justified. If you need help with hiding the bodies, just drop me a note.
Love,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:35 pm (UTC)Thank you for your sound advice. I shall go forth and seek proper vengeance against those that would befoul your name. I shall be persistent and will not let my guard down.
Love,
Lu
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Date: 2007-07-03 10:08 pm (UTC)When you say you have never had sexual relations with Echizen-kun, does that mean that you are planning to have them in the future? If so, a new study of team dynamics would have to be carried out..... A little warning would be appreciated.
Hakase
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:22 pm (UTC)I just feel like such a slacker lately! I need to write
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:29 pm (UTC)SLACKING IS NOT ALLOWED. 20 LAPS AROUND THE COMPUTER!
Yuudan sezu ni ikou,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:31 pm (UTC)How will running make me un-tired? :( You don't give good advice. I should go ask Sanada. He'll be like "STOP SLACKING OFF. THROW COMPUTER OUT WINDOW." which I will respond "YESSIR *salute*". :(
Not love,
Chaco
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:39 pm (UTC)I check my f-list every 5 minutes. Am I obsessed?
Love,
Makki
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:40 pm (UTC)Yes, you are.
It is a good obsession.
Love,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:44 pm (UTC)thank you! :D you words made me feel better. i feel confidence in my obsession.
Much love,
Makki
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:47 pm (UTC)I like this person but he seems to not notice me in that way. I want to tell him how I feel but I'm afraid that it would ruin our friendship as well as disrupt our team cohesion. What should I do?
Love,
Buchou in love
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:49 pm (UTC)Find a time when the two of you are alone in the club room, lock the door, push him against the lockers and do him. Then do him again.
It works. I speak from experience.
Good luck,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:55 pm (UTC)I didn't expect you to be a supporter of the very direct way of confessing... *surprised yet amused* However, would it be prudent to do that when one is unsure of the other's feelings? I don't want to be careless.
Unsure and hesitant,
Buchou in love
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:50 pm (UTC)How does it feel to destroy the dinosaurs?
Love,
Curious Chaco
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:54 pm (UTC)It is a feeling I lack the words to describe. However, shivers run down my spine whenever I go to museums and see dinosaur bones, and that feeling is quite erotic.
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:57 pm (UTC)You do realise that is why I don't let you go to the museum without me, right?
(Sorry, Chaco, for jumping in)
♥,
Fuji
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Date: 2007-07-01 09:59 pm (UTC)Wow... :O That's quite...something! Also a bit TMI. But thank you for sharing. ^___^
I feel like there's not enough good porn to read! Do you have any suggestions? I don't mind if it involves you too. ;D
Love,
Chaco
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Date: 2007-07-01 10:17 pm (UTC)Would you agree that it is perfectly normal for a guy to bottom at least one-third of the time if he is involved in a male/male relationship? Even if he is buchou?
Sincerely,
Sore in Okinawa
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Date: 2007-07-01 10:22 pm (UTC)It is socially, morally, emotionally and physically acceptable. Succumb to your buchou's power and place a regular order for lube.
Regards,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-01 10:27 pm (UTC)I keep having disturbing dreams about the team in the showers.
-Hoping to Wake and Not Wank
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Date: 2007-07-01 10:29 pm (UTC)Find a boyfriend.
Regards,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-02 08:11 am (UTC)It's a combination of both. I was born with a powerful crotch, which I then trained in order to use the Zone and other techniques. A lot of people want to train with my crotch.
For exercise, I recommend the defenestration of physics books as a warm-up, followed by intensive hip-bucking. You may find it easier to practise with a partner.
Regards,
Tezuka
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Date: 2007-07-02 10:42 am (UTC)Thank you for the advice last time. It worked.
But, a lot of people seem to portray/see me as a frail girly man-girl-thing. How do I stop this from happening? It is getting annoying.
Love,
I'm not a girl, dammit
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Date: 2007-07-02 05:28 pm (UTC)Congratulations.
If your partner
likes this sort of thingis agreeable, then smack him around like he is your bitch, in public, tends to help reverse the public opinion.Regards,
Tezuka