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[pez]

1. Brain breakage: miiol broke me. And I'm telling you, I don't break easily. Okay, that snippet I posted locked yesterday also broke me, but you could see why, right?



2. rikkai_exchange: bunny has been captured and detained, for now. But I fear I won't finish on time! orz



3. Not rikkai_exchange: I keep seeing PoT boys being Song of Ice & Fire characters. Well, not really AS the characters, but in that universe:
   Yukimura: King
   Sanada: Hand of King
   Akaya: Joffrey Prince
   Renji: Grand maester
   Niou: Master of Whisperers, also a master at disguise... but not an eunuch, god no
   Jackal: Ser Barristan Selmy, "the Bold" member of the Kingsguard
   Bunta: son of the Hand
   Yagyuu: member of the Kingsguard
   Tachibana: member of the Kingsguard
   Mizuki: Petyr Baelish, Littlefinger Master of Coin
   Yamato: Lord Commander of the Wall
   Tez: Commander of a castle at the Wall
   Fuji: Senior ranger of Tez's castle
   Inui: Maester on the Wall (god help them)
   Echizen: Jon Snow n00b on the Wall
   Karupin: Ghost, the direwolf Echizen's pet
   Kabaji: Hodor (you saw that coming)
   The rest of Hyotei: the Dorathki fdsjkfhskafhfsa just for the crack, I know it doesn't work
   Akutsu: one of the Others
   The rest of Yamabuki, plus Shitenhouji: wildlings
   Chinen: another one of the Others
   The rest of Higa: brothers at the Night's Watch. You see, it was a choice between taking the Black or being executed for their crimes...



4. I er, should be working. *goes back to work*



5. [edit] I caved and bought books because they looked interesting. Damn you, Amazon and your "search inside" function.

Comments

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see that, although I imagine song of ice and fire fiction would melt the mind, it's been years and I'm still trying to get over the battle at the end of book two with the boats and the chains

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

3. SAKUNO IS DAENERYS?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't let Sakuno near fire, let alone dragons...

.....and putting Sakuno amongst the Hyoteis? I wonder who'd be traumatised the worst.....

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Tomo-chan, then? XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

...........

Well, if we are going to abuse the Hyouteis, we might as well set Ryuzaki-sensei on them.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Ryuuzaki-sensei.

As Dany.

My brain is officially broken now. I'll be sitting in the corner, crying.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

wait, who's Drogo, Sakaki or Atobe?

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

... Taka-san?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

but he isn't from Hyotei...!!1111!!

Oh well, I suppose an exception can be made.

So who are Ryuzaki-sensei's maids? Dany's got 3 maids.....

Gakuto, Hiyoshi, Oshitari. Oshitari's the one who teaches her how to please Drogo in bed.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

I-

I-

I'm going back to work now. :'(((((

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

But we're just getting to the good part!

*adds a point to her "wins against Drae" chart*

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

We can do it tonight. I have to go be serious and efficient now. ;_;

I suspect that your chart is very biased.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Woe. But I must go eat now anyway.

Biased? Me? Naaaah......

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Also, not to accuse you of FAIL or anything, but it's 'Dothraki', not 'Dorathki'. :pppp

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Dorathki is the new Dothraki. Of course I am not fail, just like you are not accusing me of fail.

(...............*headdesk*)

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Oooohhh, the Dorathkis are upgrades of the old model, then?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

New!Improved!Dothraki v2.0 beta - Dorathki. Haven't you heard of it? They're horsier than the previous version.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Are we talking general behaviour, smell, or sexuality? ;_;

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Why do you want to know? ^_~

....What's a "horsier sexuality", anyway? Like..... furry?

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Unhealthy curiosity.

With horses. When there are no slave women around...

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Healthy and you have never got along.

Reminds me of that furry wank over at fandom_wank.....

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Says the one who reads fandom_wank. Now you figure this out?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*has friends who reads it religiously and links her to the good stuff* That was what I meant by furry in the first place, but I didn't remember the wank until later.

btw, who is Dany's brother? Horio?

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

(right) Uh-uh.

YOU MAKE ME CRY. LIKE A GIRL. (I was thinking Arai.)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Well if it's Arai, we could cast the ichinensei trio as Ryuzaki-sensei's maids... Horio could teach her how to please Taka-san.

[monitorscreen.livejournal.com]

LOL at #3 - so sweet ^_^

... You left out Yuuta. What'd you say about him being Robert Arryn the young lord in Eyrie under Mizuki's control?

[monitorscreen.livejournal.com]

Oh and, the rest of St Rudolph can be the lords in the Vale :-)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes!!! Who'd be his mum, though? Yumiko? (but somehow I think Tomo-chan is more fitting....)

The idea of Yanagisawa being a lord in the Vale..... Lord Dane?

[lechaco.livejournal.com]

O_O Not be able to finish on time? Now you're making me worried. XD It's okay, Aug 16 is still a long way off. *_*;;

I-I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about for 3 XD (But a part of me is sad that I don't know the linkage. orz)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

It is. But I am too good at procrastination. D: *hopes it'll be ok*

"A Song of Ice and Fire" is a epic fantasy book series by George R R Martin. I love the books to bits. You can find out more at the wiki article. But skip the "story overview" section - there are lots of spoilers, although it hasn't been labelled as such.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Still should try to read A Song of Ice and Fire. Yes.

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

you've got me doing it now
Akutsu as a bloody mummer