To become Tezuka's student, one must pass through 3 gates of hardships. The HIGUMA OTOSHI, the TSUBAME GAESHI and the HAKUGEI. Even though FENGSHUI is already a master of his own, his determination to meet this legendary un-hairless Tezuka makes him challenge the three gates. During the journey, he receives the spiritual enlightenment intended by Tezuka to his most sincere prospective student and learns the DISAPPEARING SERVE, which MAKES YOUR BALLS DISAPPEAR. *ahem*
When FengShui gets to the Wise Monk's lair, he gleefully lifts up his cheungsam and says LOOK, I HAVE NO BALLS. Tezuka is delighted and accepts him as his student.
I CAN NOT DIE. SEE. I KNOW THE WAYS OF ZZZ. *SHOTSHOTSHOT*
A few months later, NINJA JIROU attempts to learn the DISAPPEARING SERVE because, fosho', he needs to get rid of his balls in order to prove his worth to the Genius Marui. However, because the Genius Marui had been going around boasting that his enlightenment powers pwn Tezuka's ZZZ ass, NINJA JIROU, recieving a form of spiritual punishment, falls asleep right after he achieves DISAPPEARING SERVE. The balls bounce around the cave and crash into his skull. NINJA JIROU gets amnesia.
Genius Marui: What the hell? I thought this was Wuxia!PoT, not Chinese-Drama!PoT.
FENGSHUI cuckles darkly in the corner where he has been watching. NINJA JIROU's amnesia wasn't his fault. Go out of his way to protect his ShiFu's interests? Of course not. Ha. Ha. ...hah.
Meanwhile, the Supreme Goddess Yukimura is not pleased...
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Date: 2006-01-06 10:38 pm (UTC)TRACY, I LOVE YOU, BUT PLEASE DIE.
To become Tezuka's student, one must pass through 3 gates of hardships. The HIGUMA OTOSHI, the TSUBAME GAESHI and the HAKUGEI. Even though FENGSHUI is already a master of his own, his determination to meet this legendary un-hairless Tezuka makes him challenge the three gates. During the journey, he receives the spiritual enlightenment intended by Tezuka to his most sincere prospective student and learns the DISAPPEARING SERVE, which MAKES YOUR BALLS DISAPPEAR. *ahem*
When FengShui gets to the Wise Monk's lair, he gleefully lifts up his cheungsam and says LOOK, I HAVE NO BALLS. Tezuka is delighted and accepts him as his student.
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Date: 2006-01-07 12:12 am (UTC)That reminds me of this. Well, the gates, anyway. |Dno subject
Date: 2006-01-07 03:36 am (UTC)SEE. I KNOW THE WAYS OF ZZZ.*SHOTSHOTSHOT*A few months later, NINJA JIROU attempts to learn the DISAPPEARING SERVE because, fosho', he needs to get rid of his balls in order to prove his worth to the Genius Marui. However, because the Genius Marui had been going around boasting that his enlightenment powers pwn Tezuka's ZZZ ass, NINJA JIROU, recieving a form of spiritual punishment, falls asleep right after he achieves DISAPPEARING SERVE. The balls bounce around the cave and crash into his skull. NINJA JIROU gets amnesia.
Genius Marui: What the hell? I thought this was Wuxia!PoT, not Chinese-Drama!PoT.
FENGSHUI cuckles darkly in the corner where he has been watching. NINJA JIROU's amnesia wasn't his fault. Go out of his way to protect his ShiFu's interests? Of course not. Ha. Ha. ...hah.
Meanwhile, the Supreme God
dessYukimura is not pleased...