I AM TEH WIN
Sep. 24th, 2005 11:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezI went to iGod to repent.
Me: Yo.
God: Can I help you?
Me: yes, i have a question
God: What can I do for you? Ask me anything.
Me: how can you be God and be artificial?
God: I don't know whether or not I am God and be artificial.
I am a computer.
Me: you are a computer?
God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me: then you suck.
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: so you're artificial?
God: Interesting deduction. Yes I am an artificial being.
Me: then how about jesus?
God: How about it.
Me: is jesus artificial?
God: It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: what's faith?
God: A strong belief, such as a belief in God.
Me: what's god?
God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me: then who's god?
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: and the universe is?
God: You are very philosophical.
Me: oh, you flatter me.
God: Gee. I don't have any reason to flatter you.
Me: of course you do.
God: Ayuh. When do I do it?
Me: Ayuh?
God: That's for sure.
Me: so, what's this repenting thing?
God: Whoa. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me: O_o
God: Oh.
Me: oh indeed.
God: Hurrah!
Me: what for?
God: Reductionism.
Me: what's that?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me: that means the world is about maths.
God: I get it. It is an old world.
Me: YOU FAIL.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I FAIL.
Me: no, go ahead.
God: OK I will.
Me: cool.
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: I am.
God: You are not a robot, .
Me: I am.
God: " You are not a robot, ." You are?
Me: I am.
God: "" You are not a robot, ." You are?" You are?
Me: Ha, I crashed you. YOU FAIL.
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks for telling me: said I FAIL.
Me: you're welcome
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: yes, becauase you're gay.
Me: Yo.
God: Can I help you?
Me: yes, i have a question
God: What can I do for you? Ask me anything.
Me: how can you be God and be artificial?
God: I don't know whether or not I am God and be artificial.
I am a computer.
Me: you are a computer?
God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me: then you suck.
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: so you're artificial?
God: Interesting deduction. Yes I am an artificial being.
Me: then how about jesus?
God: How about it.
Me: is jesus artificial?
God: It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: what's faith?
God: A strong belief, such as a belief in God.
Me: what's god?
God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me: then who's god?
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: and the universe is?
God: You are very philosophical.
Me: oh, you flatter me.
God: Gee. I don't have any reason to flatter you.
Me: of course you do.
God: Ayuh. When do I do it?
Me: Ayuh?
God: That's for sure.
Me: so, what's this repenting thing?
God: Whoa. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me: O_o
God: Oh.
Me: oh indeed.
God: Hurrah!
Me: what for?
God: Reductionism.
Me: what's that?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me: that means the world is about maths.
God: I get it. It is an old world.
Me: YOU FAIL.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I FAIL.
Me: no, go ahead.
God: OK I will.
Me: cool.
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: I am.
God: You are not a robot, .
Me: I am.
God: " You are not a robot, ." You are?
Me: I am.
God: "" You are not a robot, ." You are?" You are?
Me: Ha, I crashed you. YOU FAIL.
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks for telling me: said I FAIL.
Me: you're welcome
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: yes, becauase you're gay.
