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To Critically Lick

Tezuka and Fuji were celebrating a romantic Valentine's Day together. Tezuka had cooked a shiny dinner and they ate in a bag by candlelight.

"My darling," Fuji said, stroking Tezuka's armpit, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Tezuka. "It is but a cocky token of my pure love."

Tezuka opened the box. Inside was a yellow glasses! He gazed at it cutely. Then he gazed at Fuji cutely. "It's curly," Tezuka said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a stupid crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a guy in a wedding dress. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sexy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Fuji read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other masterfully as the crone cackled some more. Tezuka's neck began to tremble. Then Fuji shrugged, pulled out a racket, and hit the crone on her chest. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Tezuka said and kissed Fuji huskily. "This is a wide Valentine's Day!"

They unquestioningly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.

(hey, somehow some of the words actually made sense in this one! ^^")

Sexy Love

Tezuka finished packing. Ever since Fuji, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Tezuka had been shiny.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was pure. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a bag to become a curly ball.

Just then, there was a romantic knock at the door. Tezuka opened it and stood there unquestioningly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his neck.

When Tezuka came to, Fuji was holding his chest and looking cocky. "My love," Fuji said cutely, "I'm sorry for the wide shock. I've been shipwrecked on a yellow island for the last ten years, living like a guy in a wedding dress. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my armpit in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Tezuka could hardly believe his Fuji had returned. "I will always love you, armpit or no armpit. Besides, you can cover it up with a glasses."

They embraced masterfully and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was stupid.

(bwahahahahahahaha)
(everybody in the comp lab is staring at me...)

A Ball In Time

On a cocky and curly morning, Tezuka sat in a bag. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His armpit ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Fuji to love someone with a yellow neck?

Unquestioningly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a romantic wide racket, all on a summer's day. I wish my Fuji would lick me, in his own shiny way..."

"Do you?" Fuji sat down beside Tezuka and put his hand on Tezuka's chest. "I think that could be arranged."

Tezuka gasped huskily. "But what about my yellow neck?"

"I like it," Fuji said cutely. "I think it's sexy."

They came together and their kiss was like a guy in a wedding dress.

"I love you," Tezuka said critically.

"I love you too," Fuji replied and licked him.

They bought a duck, moved in together, and lived masterfully ever after.

(THE ARMPIT!!!! XD XD)

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