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May. 8th, 2005 09:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezWhat doesn't kill you only makes you stronger leaves you half dead.
I suppose everyone I know who is having the shit of their lives would agree with me. *pets friends list*
But a little something funny~ Sis and Sai just walked over and said...
Them: Hey, do you wanna drink Coke?
Pez: *arches eyebrow* I won't go out to buy it.
Them: No no, just say whether you want it or not!
Pez: ...why?
Them: If you say you want Coke, then we can say "damn, we have no choice but to go waaaah" and we have a reason to go!
Pez: So you want me to be the bad guy and "force" you guys to go buy drinks.
Them: No no, we're forcing you to force us to go buy drinks. And you have to say "lei leung tiu pok-gai-lun-yeung fai di pok lok hui mai hor lok bei ngor yum!" (basically meaning "you two go out right away and buy me drinks", with loads of swearing)
Pez: *does as she's told*
Them: OH NO~ we've gotta go out and buy drinks~ *dramatic wailing and flailing, then hop out the door*
Pez: ............ XD
I suppose everyone I know who is having the shit of their lives would agree with me. *pets friends list*
But a little something funny~ Sis and Sai just walked over and said...
Them: Hey, do you wanna drink Coke?
Pez: *arches eyebrow* I won't go out to buy it.
Them: No no, just say whether you want it or not!
Pez: ...why?
Them: If you say you want Coke, then we can say "damn, we have no choice but to go waaaah" and we have a reason to go!
Pez: So you want me to be the bad guy and "force" you guys to go buy drinks.
Them: No no, we're forcing you to force us to go buy drinks. And you have to say "lei leung tiu pok-gai-lun-yeung fai di pok lok hui mai hor lok bei ngor yum!" (basically meaning "you two go out right away and buy me drinks", with loads of swearing)
Pez: *does as she's told*
Them: OH NO~ we've gotta go out and buy drinks~ *dramatic wailing and flailing, then hop out the door*
Pez: ............ XD
