會唔會係好多人既喜訊呢﹖
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pezA forwarded email I got from Sheep. I must say, exam question No.9 is pretty difficult.
(most of the manga names are Taiwanese names, so it might be unfamiliar...)
當然, 上課漫畫書必備,四書五經、英文雜誌成了違禁品,叛逆的學生偷偷帶來看, 上課時老師就說：「xxx!上課偷看英文, 沒收!下課跟我到辦公室去!」
或是：
今天沒帶漫畫的給我站起來!什麼? xxx 你又沒帶!一天到晚只會看空中英語教室, 就不會多花點時間在漫畫上嗎?」
同學之間的對話也會改變……
對話一 ---
A：「昨天幽遊白書的考試好難喔!我把飛影的武器記成靈丸了!」
B：「拜託!我才慘好不好…小閻王的話我都沒默出來,一題八分耶!」
A：「算了算了!那下一節要考什麼?」
B：「HUNTER…我已經放棄了…」
A：「別這麼說嘛!至少把人物介紹看一下啦!」
對話二 ---
C：「你昨天灌籃高手的作業寫完了沒? 借我抄一下,下一節要檢查!」
D：「真的還假的?流川和仙道的比較分析我還沒寫完耶!」
C：「怎麼會?你昨天不是熬夜到2點嗎?」
D：「我一整個晚上都在看流星花園呀!老師要考到第10集,我才看到第7集,我完蛋了啦!」
C：「你不錯了啦!我才看到第5集好不好?」
對話三 ---
E：「你有沒有! 看昨天的"蘇東坡傳奇"?超好看的!」
F：「對呀!他的詞真的超棒的, 可惜我只看一點點,我媽就逼我去看漫畫了。」
E：「我上次看到一本"認識微積分"挺不錯的,還有"三角函數的奧妙"也很好看,考完試你可以去出租店借。」
F：「我不能再墮落了啦! 我還有三套漫畫沒看完,都是因為我愛背英文單字的原因。」
E：「考完試輕鬆一下嘛!不然去看史記也好啊!」
對話四 ---
G：「老師, 可以告訴我們期中考的方向嗎?」
老師：「每個神奇寶貝的名字及其功用要熟記,還有,"火箭隊"的開場白要注意。」
H：「會考七龍珠當中的融合姿勢嗎?」
老師：「那個大略看過就可以了。」
考試的題目可能是……
1. 你認為燕尾服蒙面俠在「美少女戰士」中的地位及存在意義是什麼?（5%）
2. 試舉出「中華一番」中的七大不可思議。(譬如做完菜之後會飛出一條龍)(5%）
3. 試比較「名偵探柯南」和「金田一少年事件簿」兩作品的辦案手法與畫風。(10%）
4. 「庫洛魔法使」的主角小櫻有許多漂亮的衣服,你最喜歡哪一套?請畫出來並說明原因。（10%）
5. 在漫畫「棋靈王」中,主角近藤光曾在心中對塔史亮說：「我一定要超越你!」你認為這是他不自量力、深藏不露或 是另有想法?請說明你的看法。(10%)
6. 緋村劍心(神劍闖江湖)臉上的疤因為其心中的意念而無法消除,就現在的科學觀點來說,你認為這該如何解釋?(10% )
7. 你對「小叮噹」的主角大雄有什麼看法?若你是宜靜,你會嫁給他嗎?若你是小叮噹,你會幫他嗎?為什麼?(10%)
8. 亂馬1/2中出現眾多溺泉,若是你的話,你想掉入哪個溺泉?原因為何?(5%)
9. 試證：「幽遊白書」中的藏馬是男的。（15%）
10. 作文一篇,約500字,題目：「當小丸子遇上蠟筆小新」。（20%）
(this is directed at Chinese students, who are all obsessed with manga. They are always encouraged to read English magazines to help learn the language)
Of course, you must bring your manga to lessons. If rebellious students bring in textbooks and English magazines to read, the teacher will say "xxx! Reading English during my lesson, I'll confiscate this! After this lesson come with me to the staff room!"
Or:
"Those who haven't brough in their manga, stand up! What? xxx you didn't bring it again! You only know to watch English programmes all day, can't you spend more time on your manga?"
Conversations between classmates will also change....
Conversation 1
A: "Yesterday's exam on YYH was so difficult! I wrote Hiei's weapson as Rei-gun!"
B: "Oh no! I'm the one in trouble... I couldn't recite Koenma's speech, and that was a 8-mark question!"
A: "Oh nevermind! So what exams is it next?"
B: "HunterXHunter... I've already given up..."
A: "Dont' say that! At least read the character synopsis!"
Conversation 2
C: "Have you finish the exercise on Slam Dunk yesterday? Can I copy it, they're checking it next lesson!"
D: "No way! I haven't even finished the comparison between Rukawa and Sendou!"
C: "Why? Didn't you stay up till 2 last night?"
D: "I spent the entire night watching Hana yori Dango! The exam's up to episode 10, I only got to 7, I'm dead!"
C: "That's not bad already! I only got to episode 5!"
Conversation 3
E: "Hey you! Did you watching yesterdays 'insert chinese-history drama here'? It was so good!"
F: "Yeah I did! His words were so great, but I only watched a little, then my mom forced me to read manga."
E: "Last time I read a book called 'Understanding Calculus', it wasn't bad. Also, 'Trigonometry's Secrets' is also quite good. After exams you can rent it from the shop."
F: "I can't be so lazy anymore! I still have 3 sets of manga to read. My love for learning English vocab is to blame."
E: "You should relax after exams! Reading some history is good too!"
Conversation 4
G: "Teacher, can you tell us the topics for the mid-term exam?"
Teacher: "You need to know the names and functions of all the Pocket Monsters. Also, revise the opening speech of Team Rocket."
H: "Will we be asked the pose for joining characters in Dragon Ball?"
Teacher: "That you only need to know the basics."
Exam questions may become...
1. What do you think is the position and importance of Tuxedo Mask in "Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon"? (5%)
2. Please list 7 impossiblities that happen in "Chuuka Ichiban". (eg. a dragon flies out after cooking) (5%)
3. Compare and contrast the crime solving methods and drawing styles of "Detective Conan" and "Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo". (10%)
4. In "Card Captor Sakura", protagonist Sakura has worn many different costumes. Which is your favourite? Please draw and give reasons. (10%)
5. In manga "Hikaru no Go", Shindo Hikaru has said to Akira, "I will surpass you!". Do you think he is overestimating himself, not showing his true abilities, or thinking something else? Please give your reasons. (10%)
6. Himura Kenshin ("Rurouni Kenshin") has a scar on his face that cannot be removed because of psychological reasons. How can you explain this using modern day science? (10%)
7. What are your views on Nobita from "Doraemon"? If you are Shizuka, will you marry him? If you're Doraemon, will you help him? Why? (10%)
8. There are many pools in "Ranma 1/2". If it is you, which one do you wish to fall into? What are your reasons? (5%)
9. Give evidence that Kurama from "Yu Yu Hakusho" is male. (15%)
10. Essay, 500 words. Title "When Chibi-Muroku Meets Crayon Shin-chan". (20%)
(most of the manga names are Taiwanese names, so it might be unfamiliar...)
當然, 上課漫畫書必備,四書五經、英文雜誌成了違禁品,叛逆的學生偷偷帶來看, 上課時老師就說：「xxx!上課偷看英文, 沒收!下課跟我到辦公室去!」
或是：
今天沒帶漫畫的給我站起來!什麼? xxx 你又沒帶!一天到晚只會看空中英語教室, 就不會多花點時間在漫畫上嗎?」
同學之間的對話也會改變……
對話一 ---
A：「昨天幽遊白書的考試好難喔!我把飛影的武器記成靈丸了!」
B：「拜託!我才慘好不好…小閻王的話我都沒默出來,一題八分耶!」
A：「算了算了!那下一節要考什麼?」
B：「HUNTER…我已經放棄了…」
A：「別這麼說嘛!至少把人物介紹看一下啦!」
對話二 ---
C：「你昨天灌籃高手的作業寫完了沒? 借我抄一下,下一節要檢查!」
D：「真的還假的?流川和仙道的比較分析我還沒寫完耶!」
C：「怎麼會?你昨天不是熬夜到2點嗎?」
D：「我一整個晚上都在看流星花園呀!老師要考到第10集,我才看到第7集,我完蛋了啦!」
C：「你不錯了啦!我才看到第5集好不好?」
對話三 ---
E：「你有沒有! 看昨天的"蘇東坡傳奇"?超好看的!」
F：「對呀!他的詞真的超棒的, 可惜我只看一點點,我媽就逼我去看漫畫了。」
E：「我上次看到一本"認識微積分"挺不錯的,還有"三角函數的奧妙"也很好看,考完試你可以去出租店借。」
F：「我不能再墮落了啦! 我還有三套漫畫沒看完,都是因為我愛背英文單字的原因。」
E：「考完試輕鬆一下嘛!不然去看史記也好啊!」
對話四 ---
G：「老師, 可以告訴我們期中考的方向嗎?」
老師：「每個神奇寶貝的名字及其功用要熟記,還有,"火箭隊"的開場白要注意。」
H：「會考七龍珠當中的融合姿勢嗎?」
老師：「那個大略看過就可以了。」
考試的題目可能是……
1. 你認為燕尾服蒙面俠在「美少女戰士」中的地位及存在意義是什麼?（5%）
2. 試舉出「中華一番」中的七大不可思議。(譬如做完菜之後會飛出一條龍)(5%）
3. 試比較「名偵探柯南」和「金田一少年事件簿」兩作品的辦案手法與畫風。(10%）
4. 「庫洛魔法使」的主角小櫻有許多漂亮的衣服,你最喜歡哪一套?請畫出來並說明原因。（10%）
5. 在漫畫「棋靈王」中,主角近藤光曾在心中對塔史亮說：「我一定要超越你!」你認為這是他不自量力、深藏不露或 是另有想法?請說明你的看法。(10%)
6. 緋村劍心(神劍闖江湖)臉上的疤因為其心中的意念而無法消除,就現在的科學觀點來說,你認為這該如何解釋?(10% )
7. 你對「小叮噹」的主角大雄有什麼看法?若你是宜靜,你會嫁給他嗎?若你是小叮噹,你會幫他嗎?為什麼?(10%)
8. 亂馬1/2中出現眾多溺泉,若是你的話,你想掉入哪個溺泉?原因為何?(5%)
9. 試證：「幽遊白書」中的藏馬是男的。（15%）
10. 作文一篇,約500字,題目：「當小丸子遇上蠟筆小新」。（20%）
(this is directed at Chinese students, who are all obsessed with manga. They are always encouraged to read English magazines to help learn the language)
Of course, you must bring your manga to lessons. If rebellious students bring in textbooks and English magazines to read, the teacher will say "xxx! Reading English during my lesson, I'll confiscate this! After this lesson come with me to the staff room!"
Or:
"Those who haven't brough in their manga, stand up! What? xxx you didn't bring it again! You only know to watch English programmes all day, can't you spend more time on your manga?"
Conversations between classmates will also change....
Conversation 1
A: "Yesterday's exam on YYH was so difficult! I wrote Hiei's weapson as Rei-gun!"
B: "Oh no! I'm the one in trouble... I couldn't recite Koenma's speech, and that was a 8-mark question!"
A: "Oh nevermind! So what exams is it next?"
B: "HunterXHunter... I've already given up..."
A: "Dont' say that! At least read the character synopsis!"
Conversation 2
C: "Have you finish the exercise on Slam Dunk yesterday? Can I copy it, they're checking it next lesson!"
D: "No way! I haven't even finished the comparison between Rukawa and Sendou!"
C: "Why? Didn't you stay up till 2 last night?"
D: "I spent the entire night watching Hana yori Dango! The exam's up to episode 10, I only got to 7, I'm dead!"
C: "That's not bad already! I only got to episode 5!"
Conversation 3
E: "Hey you! Did you watching yesterdays 'insert chinese-history drama here'? It was so good!"
F: "Yeah I did! His words were so great, but I only watched a little, then my mom forced me to read manga."
E: "Last time I read a book called 'Understanding Calculus', it wasn't bad. Also, 'Trigonometry's Secrets' is also quite good. After exams you can rent it from the shop."
F: "I can't be so lazy anymore! I still have 3 sets of manga to read. My love for learning English vocab is to blame."
E: "You should relax after exams! Reading some history is good too!"
Conversation 4
G: "Teacher, can you tell us the topics for the mid-term exam?"
Teacher: "You need to know the names and functions of all the Pocket Monsters. Also, revise the opening speech of Team Rocket."
H: "Will we be asked the pose for joining characters in Dragon Ball?"
Teacher: "That you only need to know the basics."
Exam questions may become...
1. What do you think is the position and importance of Tuxedo Mask in "Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon"? (5%)
2. Please list 7 impossiblities that happen in "Chuuka Ichiban". (eg. a dragon flies out after cooking) (5%)
3. Compare and contrast the crime solving methods and drawing styles of "Detective Conan" and "Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo". (10%)
4. In "Card Captor Sakura", protagonist Sakura has worn many different costumes. Which is your favourite? Please draw and give reasons. (10%)
5. In manga "Hikaru no Go", Shindo Hikaru has said to Akira, "I will surpass you!". Do you think he is overestimating himself, not showing his true abilities, or thinking something else? Please give your reasons. (10%)
6. Himura Kenshin ("Rurouni Kenshin") has a scar on his face that cannot be removed because of psychological reasons. How can you explain this using modern day science? (10%)
7. What are your views on Nobita from "Doraemon"? If you are Shizuka, will you marry him? If you're Doraemon, will you help him? Why? (10%)
8. There are many pools in "Ranma 1/2". If it is you, which one do you wish to fall into? What are your reasons? (5%)
9. Give evidence that Kurama from "Yu Yu Hakusho" is male. (15%)
10. Essay, 500 words. Title "When Chibi-Muroku Meets Crayon Shin-chan". (20%)
